aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 21y 11m 22d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 06/04/04 10:40 AM Share Posted 06/04/04 10:40 AM Those of Lebanese extraction should probably stop reading now You wouldn't happen to be a LEBO by off chance Well, I do like women, but then again I am a man, so I guess I ain't a lebo. Oh, and I'm not lebanese either :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 9m 3d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 06/04/04 10:42 AM Share Posted 06/04/04 10:42 AM Oh, and I'm not lebanese either :lol: Salam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro Flower Power Lifetime Members 6,114 Member For: 22y 2m 2d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 06/04/04 01:10 PM Share Posted 06/04/04 01:10 PM WARNING: THESE JOKES MAY BE OFFENSIVE Bloody legend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saleen Big Gun Donating Members 4,170 Member For: 22y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 07/04/04 10:39 AM Share Posted 07/04/04 10:39 AM Bulldogs New Sponsor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 21y 9m 3d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 07/04/04 10:41 AM Share Posted 07/04/04 10:41 AM Bulldogs New Sponsor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicksy still kicking around Member 1,789 Member For: 21y 8m 20d Gender: Male Location: Mackay Posted 07/04/04 10:55 AM Share Posted 07/04/04 10:55 AM ok heres one why were paris hiltons parents upset when they seen her sex tape?the towels in the background sai "econo lodge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 1m 8d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 08/04/04 02:39 AM Share Posted 08/04/04 02:39 AM Hehehe,Would you be game to pass a car with this numberplate? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 09/04/04 10:39 AM Share Posted 09/04/04 10:39 AM Hehehe,Would you be game to pass a car with this numberplate? :lol: Reminds me of Madge Simpsom when she got the sh!ts driving her car and stopped on a highway bridge holding up traffic and Wiggum tried to open her car door vik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 21y 11m 25d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 13/04/04 01:35 AM Share Posted 13/04/04 01:35 AM Can't remember if we've had this one already, I'm sure MS700 will let me know if we have! :lol: >One morning the Pope awoke in his bed chamber in the Vatican. To his >surprise, he noticed that he had woken up with a massive erection. >Perplexed, he called on his personal physician. "Doctor, this should not >be possible," he said, "I'm the Pope, and I'm celibate! I haven't had >one of these for 30 years!" > >The doctor's reply was, "Well, father, this is a natural phenomenon for >all men, and it will happen even to you from time to time". > >The Pope exclaimed "But you must do something about this! I have mass >in an hour, and this thing isn't going away!" > >The doctor replied "You have two options ... either I can administer an >injection to your pen*s to make the problem go away, which will hurt and >make you feel ill, or you can just quietly go into the toilet over there >and relieve yourself." > >Fearing the injection, the Pope elects the second option. Unbeknown to >him, a paparazzi photographer has sneaked into the Vatican, and just as >the Pope reaches that point of no return, up pops the photographer and >begins snapping away. The Pope immediately summons his security guards, >who arrest the photographer, and begin to beat him up. > >The paparazzo shouts out, "Hey, I thought you were a Christian >organization! What has happened to your forgiveness?" > >Upon refection, the pope agrees with the photographer, and relents, >saying "Yes, my son, you are right, we shall release you. >Unfortunately, we cannot return your camera, as we cannot allow the >scandal of what is contained on the film to be seen in the outside >world." > >Never slow to take an opportunity, the photographer replies, "But this >is how I make my living! If you take my camera, I'll lose the money I >could have sold the photographs for!" > >The Pope, feeling guilty, agrees. "Very well, we will compensate you. >How about $100,000?" > >Ecstatic, the man agrees, and is soon on his way. The Pope, meanwhile >attends confession, and the whole story comes out. For his penance, he >is therefore ordered to walk three times around St. Peter's, with the >offending camera around his neck. Out on his walk, he meets a Japanese >tourist: > > >"Ah, so, very nice Japanese camera you got there, Mr. Pope," says the >man, "how much you pay for it?" > >"Being the Pope, I cannot tell a lie," he replies, "I must confess that >I paid $100,000 for it." > >"Ah," says the Japanese gentleman, "look like someone saw you coming!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 13/04/04 03:33 AM Share Posted 13/04/04 03:33 AM Jezzzes Hoon.That sooo bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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