Guest XR09 Guests Posted 06/12/10 09:26 AM Share Posted 06/12/10 09:26 AM (edited) What do Kodak and condoms have in comen ????They both capture that special moment Edited 06/12/10 09:27 AM by XR09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XR09 Guests Posted 06/12/10 09:29 AM Share Posted 06/12/10 09:29 AM (edited) Yesterday morning I saw a radical Muslim ranting on about Western aggression in the peace loving Islamic paradise of Afghanistan.He was standing on a jetty by the Brisbane River.He got so excited he lost his footing and fell into the river and it soon became obvious that he could not swim.Being a responsible citizen I notified the emergency services.By noon today they still hadn't arrived.I'm beginning to think I've wasted a stamp! Edited 06/12/10 09:31 AM by XR09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Eyes flame magnet Gold Donating Members 5,674 Member For: 16y 8m 3d Gender: Male Location: adelaide hills- 'race air' central Posted 06/12/10 10:07 AM Share Posted 06/12/10 10:07 AM whats the difference between 365 condoms and a tyreones a goodyear, ones a great year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 2m 24d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 06/12/10 10:29 AM Share Posted 06/12/10 10:29 AM My girlfriend is piss of at me againLast night while she slept I swapped her tampon for a party popperThat woman has no sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6FG Silver Donating Members 497 Member For: 14y 10m 17d Gender: Male Posted 06/12/10 12:19 PM Share Posted 06/12/10 12:19 PM How do you re-use a condom?Just turn it inside out & shake the f#ck out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6FG Silver Donating Members 497 Member For: 14y 10m 17d Gender: Male Posted 06/12/10 12:27 PM Share Posted 06/12/10 12:27 PM (edited) A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer."Certainly, Sir, that'll be $0.25.""25 Cents?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?""Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money.""How much money?" inquires the man."$1.00," the bartender replied."$1.00?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business." Edited 06/12/10 12:29 PM by Turbo6FG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6FG Silver Donating Members 497 Member For: 14y 10m 17d Gender: Male Posted 06/12/10 12:30 PM Share Posted 06/12/10 12:30 PM Letter to Men's Helpline:- Hey Mate, really need your advice for a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. The usual signs; Phone rings, ifI answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when shecomes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out ofsomeone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on...It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed... A "hairline crack" in the outboard mounting bracket...Is that something I can weld myself or do I need to replace it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6FG Silver Donating Members 497 Member For: 14y 10m 17d Gender: Male Posted 06/12/10 12:31 PM Share Posted 06/12/10 12:31 PM A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 11m 18d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 06/12/10 08:00 PM Share Posted 06/12/10 08:00 PM After their baby was born, a panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said’. ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.’‘It isn’t possible,’ the man insisted.’????? ?’This can’t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.’‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? ‘The man seemed a bit ashamed . ‘I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.’‘Well, there you have it!’ The doctor said confidently. ‘It’s rust.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo6FG Silver Donating Members 497 Member For: 14y 10m 17d Gender: Male Posted 06/12/10 10:19 PM Share Posted 06/12/10 10:19 PM Wife: What are you doing today?Husband: Nothing.Wife: You didn't do anything yesterday!Husband: Well, I haven't finished yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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