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Merry Xmas…

Please accept* with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006 AD, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great, (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other state), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, gender, sexual orientation or physical ability of the wishee.

* BY ACCEPTING THIS GREETING, YOU ARE ACCEPTING THESE TERMS. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Warning: this greeting may contain traces of nuts, and may not be suitable for children under 36 months!

Well, that should get my Festive Season message across without offending anyone..... :santa: :santa:

Have a good one folks! :stirthepot:

  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 22y 3m 3d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet!

Serves the little manipulative, suckhole b@stard right!!! :+1:

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