Mat Donating Members 2,930 Member For: 17y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: Caracciola Karussell Posted 03/12/09 02:56 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 02:56 AM (edited) Who wouldnt get in the ring with Green for even 20K.Where else could you earn 20K in under 2 minutes! He would have to come up to my weight division so would be interesting to see just how fast he would be then Stepping into the ring with Tyson would be awesome! Imagine telling the boys at the pub how the angriest, meanest motherfcuker around knocked you out!Nang, should come and join Monday night mixed netball! bulk hip and shouldering, lots of contact. Great fun Edited 03/12/09 03:09 AM by Mat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 16y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 03/12/09 03:20 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 03:20 AM Need to keep ears and other parts of my face which Tyson could get his teeth onto, lol. 1 mil should cover platic surgery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Donating Members 2,930 Member For: 17y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: Caracciola Karussell Posted 03/12/09 03:29 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 03:29 AM yeh and you'd have to be careful he didnt rape you either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang3 12" member Donating Members 2,107 Member For: 19y 3m 26d Location: Perth WA Posted 03/12/09 03:47 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 03:47 AM Who wouldnt get in the ring with Green for even 20K.Where else could you earn 20K in under 2 minutes! He would have to come up to my weight division so would be interesting to see just how fast he would be then Stepping into the ring with Tyson would be awesome! Imagine telling the boys at the pub how the angriest, meanest motherfcuker around knocked you out!Nang, should come and join Monday night mixed netball! bulk hip and shouldering, lots of contact. Great fun dunno if I would for 20k... him knocking out your front top 4 and bottom 4 teeth and a broken jaw all to be fixed would come close to $20k I reckon hahaha.. otherwise bring it on..yeh tyson would be a trip, f*ck I love that pingpingpings quotes hahahha"No, I didn't rape that slimy [expletive]," wire reports of the interview quote him as saying. He called Washington, then an 18-year-old beauty pageant contestant, "a lying, monstrous young lady" and said he hates her guts. "She put me in that state where now I really do want to rape her and her mama." “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain." "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too.""My main objective is to be professional but to kill him." On Razor Ruddock "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." On Tyrell Biggs Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!" "He was screaming like my wife." "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time." On His Wife "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." "Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her." On His Childhood "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." On the Media “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.” [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know." Miscellaneous Quotes "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage." "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." "I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow." "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." "I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass." "I just want to conquer people and their souls." "I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang3 12" member Donating Members 2,107 Member For: 19y 3m 26d Location: Perth WA Posted 03/12/09 03:49 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 03:49 AM yeh and you'd have to be careful he didnt rape you either!ROFL I remember tyson sayin this in a press conference hahaha"I'll F*ck you till you love me *beep*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Donating Members 2,930 Member For: 17y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: Caracciola Karussell Posted 03/12/09 04:06 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 04:06 AM Funny Mike Tyson Quotes and Moments: Funny VideoEpic lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 16y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 03/12/09 11:12 AM Share Posted 03/12/09 11:12 AM Christ he's hilarious. And scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyippa Member 52 Member For: 16y 3m 27d Gender: Male Location: Port Kennedy Posted 04/12/09 05:20 AM Share Posted 04/12/09 05:20 AM looking to get my spoiler removed but I dun wana just fill the holes with them little door stoppers... anyone know a good place to get the holes welded and resprayed... and a ruff price?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Donating Members 2,930 Member For: 17y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: Caracciola Karussell Posted 05/12/09 02:52 AM Share Posted 05/12/09 02:52 AM Happened to park next to orange XR5T [XR 51 WA] in leedy night! Killa looking car that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_bodes Donating Members 1,291 Member For: 17y 6m 1d Gender: Female Location: somewhere in the great outdoors Posted 05/12/09 03:54 AM Share Posted 05/12/09 03:54 AM AXXODOG well spotted Brad actually no sign of the car, prolly parked out the back of the shop, cause there was no room out the front, 1st hot weekend and everybody is at the pool shop.. go Pool & Spa Mart Maddington...hehe thanks Brad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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