Little Ditty!

[Buf-Phoon]

The limerick form is complex

Its contents run chiefly to sex

It burgeons with virgins

And masculine urgins

And swarms with erotic effects

there once was a man from Bengahal

who liked to perform in a hall

his favorite trick

was to stand on his dick

and roll off the stage on one ball

Hickory dickory dock

A girl was sucking my cokc

The clock struck two

I shot my goo

And dumped her on the spot

There once was a Vulcan named Spock

Who tried stroking his monstrous cock

With lust went berserk

And beseeched Captain Kirk,

"Bend over, this shuttle must dock!"

There was a Young Man from Kent

Whose Rod was so long it bent.

So to save himself trouble

He bent it in double,

And instead of coming, he went!

There was a young sailor from Brighton,

Who said "sh*t! Your hole is a tight one!"

Said the girl, "Shut your face!

"You're in the wrong place!

"There's plenty of room in the right one!"