Little Ditty!

[-carty]

When I was a little girl, I had this little thing.

I used to sit by myself and stick my finger in.

Now that I'm a big girl and my thing's lost all it's charm.

I can fit 5 fingers, and half my fukcen arm.

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I dont care... I havent been around latly...

but saleen = genious for this, nothing more needed to be said...

[sixfan]

round the world strode mighty mick,

the only man with a corkscrew d1ck,

round he strode from pole to pole

looking for a woman with a corkscrew hole,

whe he found her, *beep* me dead,

the only woman has a left-hand thread.

[phantomchic]

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"

[DBOSS]

Mary Morgan Mary Morgan

Had I *beep* like a f***n organ

And the hairs on her vagina

Reached all the way to China

[Buf-Phoon]

Mary Morgan Mary Morgan

Had I *beep* like a f***n organ

And the hairs on her vagina

Reached all the way to China

 

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Why, Why ,Why did I click on the last post

That is appalling , even for you SH

[phantomchic]

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

[GlennAUII]

There was a young man from Peru,

who fell asleep in his canoe,

while dreaming of Venus,

he played with his pen*s

and woke up covered in goo.

[GlennAUII]

There once was a man named Ray

Who fashioned a c*nt out of clay

But the heat of his *beep*

Turned the clay into brick

And tore all his *beep* away

[phantomchic]

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

[ENVY-T]

Holy mother, full of grace

Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face

Bless his hair that tends to curl

Keep him safe from all the girls

Bless his arms that are so strong

Keep his hands where they belong

Bless his d1ck, the one I sucked

Bless the bed, in which we fukced

And if my Mom happened to walk in

Bless the sh1t I'd be in.