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A student well known for his tongue tricks

Decided to keep some statistics

His tables and charts

Won him a Bachelor of Arts

With a major in cunnilinguistics.

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There was a young wh0re from kaloo

Who filled her vagina with glue.

She said with a grin,

"If they pay to get in,

They can pay to get out again too!"

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Two lesbians north of the town

Made sixty-nine love on the ground.

Their unbridled lust

Leaked out in the dust

And made so much mud that they drowned.

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Once a young woman named Alice

Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina,

And part of her anus in Dallas.

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There was a young man from Montrose

Who had a wet dream I suppose.

The landlady said,

As she changed his bed,

'This didn't come out of his nose.'

There once was a local called Land

Who had a quite limber right hand.

One night he screamed,

'That damn Vaseline,

Some bas*ard has mixed it with sand!'

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose cokc was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin,

Wiping spunk off his chin,

'If my ear were a *beep*, I could *beep* it.'

There once was a girl from Penlochrie

Who had sex with a man on a rockery

She said, 'Oh, you've *beep*.

'All over my bum.

'This isn't a *beep*. It's a mockery.'

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There was a young man named Heath

Who liked to circumsise men with his teeth

it was not for leisure, nor sexual pleasure

but to get to the cheese underneith

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