ENVY-T CNUTOX Donating Members 3,098 Member For: 22y 1m 11d Gender: Male Location: Not sure? Posted 20/09/05 04:15 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:15 AM Sex is badSex is a sinSins are forgivenSo stick it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENVY-T CNUTOX Donating Members 3,098 Member For: 22y 1m 11d Gender: Male Location: Not sure? Posted 20/09/05 04:17 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:17 AM A student well known for his tongue tricksDecided to keep some statisticsHis tables and chartsWon him a Bachelor of ArtsWith a major in cunnilinguistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlennAUII Former XT pilot Lifetime Members 4,791 Member For: 21y 6m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Womb Posted 20/09/05 04:20 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:20 AM There was a young woman from EalingWho has a peculiar feeling,She lay on her backOpened her crackAnd pissed all over the ceiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlennAUII Former XT pilot Lifetime Members 4,791 Member For: 21y 6m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Womb Posted 20/09/05 04:23 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:23 AM There was a young wh0re from kalooWho filled her vagina with glue.She said with a grin,"If they pay to get in,They can pay to get out again too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlennAUII Former XT pilot Lifetime Members 4,791 Member For: 21y 6m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Womb Posted 20/09/05 04:26 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:26 AM Two lesbians north of the townMade sixty-nine love on the ground.Their unbridled lustLeaked out in the dustAnd made so much mud that they drowned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlennAUII Former XT pilot Lifetime Members 4,791 Member For: 21y 6m 25d Gender: Male Location: The Womb Posted 20/09/05 04:28 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:28 AM Once a young woman named AliceUsed a dynamite stick for a phallus.They found her vaginaIn North Carolina,And part of her anus in Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 20/09/05 04:29 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:29 AM There was a young man from MontroseWho had a wet dream I suppose.The landlady said,As she changed his bed,'This didn't come out of his nose.'There once was a local called LandWho had a quite limber right hand.One night he screamed,'That damn Vaseline,Some bas*ard has mixed it with sand!'There was a young man from NantucketWhose cokc was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin,Wiping spunk off his chin,'If my ear were a *beep*, I could *beep* it.' There once was a girl from PenlochrieWho had sex with a man on a rockeryShe said, 'Oh, you've *beep*.'All over my bum.'This isn't a *beep*. It's a mockery.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 5m 5d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 20/09/05 04:38 AM Author Share Posted 20/09/05 04:38 AM what a crack upkeep em comingshazzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA_Turbs Member 836 Member For: 21y 5m 28d Gender: Male Posted 20/09/05 04:45 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:45 AM The was an old man from NuntuckitWho had a ....You all know the rest! Besisdes, I don't want to be banned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chooka THE Member Donating Members 1,210 Member For: 19y 7m 12d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 20/09/05 04:49 AM Share Posted 20/09/05 04:49 AM (edited) There was a young man named HeathWho liked to circumsise men with his teethit was not for leisure, nor sexual pleasurebut to get to the cheese underneith Chookr Edited 20/09/05 04:51 AM by choookr21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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