Fold Or Scrunch

[plonky]

I fold newspapers and I scrunch toilet paper.

Go the scrunch!!

Funny thing is have you noticed how different the toilets are wherever you go in the world. The USA and Australia are very similar, but in South East Asia, the water in the bowl goes right up to the seat. So when you sit down on the seat, your nether regions are bathed in water....assists with the evacuation of the bowels, though I'm not surprised that they have plenty of disease.

In Germany the toilet has a little platform for your waste to fall onto, so you can examine it for parasites, blood etc. Then a jet of water fires out horizontally to push the waste into a littole hole at the end of the platform.

In France they have bidets, which fire a jet of water directly at your date so it can be washed sparkling clean. And the French think they are the rulers of Europe............Hah!

In some underdeveloped countries they don't fold, scrunch, have jets of water or bowls of water to sit into. Just don't shake their hands.......

[KEN 24T]

I must admit I hadn't really ever thought about the manner in which the toilet paper was deployed. ... Never really seemed that important ...

Now that I think about it though, I'm a "folder".

I'm usually not a "looker", unless of course I think there may be reason to check the kiddies before they ride the water slide to the sea.

[phantomchic]

In some countries it is customary to stand/squat over the facility which is at ground level!!

Shazzy

ps I DON'T HAVE A SQUARE TO SPARE....

do you share your Cottonelle?

[jEtONiT]

In some countries it is customary to stand/squat over the facility which is at ground level!!

not realli customary but some places just cant afford toilets so they dig holes in the ground n make a nice little basin with cement..

went through that for around 6 weeks on a trip back home.. not happy jan

[aniken]

I fold, and pre-prepare the surface with paper.

This thread brings back memories of Thailand last year, and the 'ole squat toilet . You have no choice but to look at what you have produced, because you have to 'flush' manually (ice cream container into nearby bucket or garbage bin full of water, tip contents of container into toilet, repeat until all trace of is gone).

[phantomchic]

I take it....

that none of you share at public facilities when the poor bugga next you is out of paper remind me not to park next to you

:roll:

shazzy

[Buf-Phoon]

I suppose that there are also methods other than paper and water that are able to acheive the same outcome. Up to one's imagination I suppose Just look at the sandpaper provided in some public conveniences as an example

[phantomchic]

I suppose that there are also methods other than paper and water that are able to acheive the same outcome. Up to one's imagination I suppose Just look at the sandpaper provided in some public conveniences as an example

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there are those new bathroom wipes..

[tab]

I suppose that there are also methods other than paper and water that are able to acheive the same outcome. Up to one's imagination I suppose Just look at the sandpaper provided in some public conveniences as an example

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there are those new bathroom wipes..

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......gotta love the asswipes (no not you Lumpen)

[sixfan]

Ok then....

Complained to the stores manager about our glossy single ply dunny paper,

she said: " well, I don't have any problems with it"

to which I replied: " Yeah, but you don't have a hairy ar$ehole either!"

we got decent paper the next month

Fold.

Scruching can leave little bits free to become snagged and make dingleberries.