BenDoCo I'm getten too old for this s**t Bronze Donating Members 4,509 Member For: 11y 10m 15d Gender: Male Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia Posted 19/08/14 04:20 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 04:20 AM When I was young - growing up in Briken Hill - our house had an outside toilet and because of soooooo many different reasons, that town had a huge 'Fly' problem back then. Usually those bigger 'Blow Flys'.So anyway, I would be sitting there thinking that I'm just about finished so I'd grab some paper, scrunch it up and get ready to wipe before it all dried and went crunchy but every time without fail, one of those flys would land on my ass and work it's way to my, ummmmmmmmmm, asterix and crawl around my bum cheeks.WeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI kinda like the tickling.........................was that wrong of me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkets is Drunk? Too heavy needs boost Member 5,929 Member For: 11y 6m 16d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 19/08/14 04:35 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 04:35 AM that's farked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 17y 2m 29d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 19/08/14 04:40 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 04:40 AM (edited) Wrong thread to open while I'm eating lunch.Also, folding.Also,squatting like you are taking a sh¡t in the woods is the best way to align the anorectal angle and allow one the most thorough sh¡tting experience. Had to do it into a bag on the floor once when power was out (water runs on pump from rain tank).http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation_postures Edited 19/08/14 04:44 AM by -Stever- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 6m 21d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 19/08/14 04:46 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 04:46 AM Anyone ever experienced the 'Clean Snap'Where you do a sh*t and it's the perfect consistency that you wipe and look at the paper and think 'Probably didn't even need to wipe'.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Captain Retard" Member 1,417 Member For: 10y 9m 20d Gender: Male Location: Shellharbour NSW Posted 19/08/14 04:47 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 04:47 AM First I checkout the turd, especially if its a big'n !Then first 2 passes I scrunch, seems to grab more poo.Then a couple of folded passes.Next I fold spit and polish, making sure the hemerroids are nice and clean otherwise they get itchy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 11m 26d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 19/08/14 04:58 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 04:58 AM oh dear 9 years late and it a hot topic.............this place rocks.Theres only one way and its FOLD for sure. Thinner or should I say cheaper the roll is the more folds required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 6m 21d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 19/08/14 05:00 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 05:00 AM One ply is the devil!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 16y 21d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 19/08/14 05:25 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 05:25 AM fook especially when your fingers break through.... god damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 16y 21d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 19/08/14 05:26 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 05:26 AM Anyone ever experienced the 'Clean Snap'Where you do a sh*t and it's the perfect consistency that you wipe and look at the paper and think 'Probably didn't even need to wipe'.. Many a time, if you eat right and drink lots of water then no runny sh1t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 17y 2m 29d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 19/08/14 05:32 AM Share Posted 19/08/14 05:32 AM The Houdini is best.*Splash*Look down - empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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