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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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  Dagabond said:
Just make sure you remove the gerbil first Ken, they cant swim!! :tease:

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*winks knowingly*

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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Come on people ... two votes for YES. :tease:

Fess up ... what's the lo-down? :omg:

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Well well Kenneth

an interesting topic ... :tease:

Do know of people who have had this procedure and swear by it..

Well they go back for more....

I am sure its the healthy good feeling reasons.....

(errm I hope it is) :omg:

But as far as I am aware this all takes place while you are WIDE AWAKE...

Have to agree with Eugene

This path is strictly an EXIT not an entry.....

'SORRY WRONG WAY --- GO BACK"

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Now Ken,

I'm not to sure about this, you really have to weigh up the benfits before you have some guy you hardly know shove a half inch garden hose up your ar*e and and pour water down the end?

Hey, call me crazy, but just my opinion :tease:

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From what I have heard it is supposed to be of great benefit to the bowels. I guess that muesli, psyllium husks, fruit and vegetables and plenty of water can only do so much.

Like anything a healthy body is also a healthy mind and if the pipes were cleansed regularly then it may be a good thing.

....from what I have read anyway.

Interesting topic Ken. On a different view, some female pornstars have regular colonic irrigation to make things a bit nicer for their work.

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  plonky said:
... some female pornstars have regular colonic irrigation to make things a bit nicer for their work.

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You've just got to admire a professional who prepares for their work properly. :laughing::stirthepot:

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  KEN 24T said:
  plonky said:
... some female pornstars have regular colonic irrigation to make things a bit nicer for their work.

You've just got to admire a professional who prepares for their work properly. :pinch::stirthepot:

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Ahhhhhh, so NOW we get the real reson? Hitting the streets again to turn a few tricks Ken? or should I call you Mistress Dominaken? :laughing:

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  Lumpen Proletariat said:
Ahhhhhh, so NOW we get the real reson? Hitting the streets again to turn a few tricks Ken? or should I call you Mistress Dominaken? :spoton:

Lumpy :spoton:

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You've been a naughty boy, Lumpy ... GO STRAIGHT TO MY ROOM! :sick:

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