Torque The Torque

[phantomchic]

Holy dooley what a top post

I think I will join in on the roast

Sixfan you have stirred the pot

Lets see who’s a poet and who’s not

Scotty BBQ007 I rest my case

You post *beep* with sarcastic haste

Ken24T what happened to you

You are sliding out of view

Goldie goldie what can I say

Buy a dictionary make it today

Dynowog your big on the tune

Face it buddy your just a hoon

CJF077 is leader of Group God

Don’t forget to bow and bob

Cro is obsessed with avatars

He really enjoys being the saboteur

Lumpen is the forum literate

Wonder who he will hit at

Blonk has been know to Pen

But I think he is hiding in his den

Tab is Trent a sense of humour very bent

Glenn the forum pet an Au he is going to get

There are plenty of you I have missed

Don’t worry someone will get you next.

[HellionXR6T]

Do I run and hide now Shaz? lol.

Top work guys (and gal). Funny stuff

[bugster70]

Top stuff, very amusing!!

[Trough Lolly]

fordxr6turbo forum

a place to go when all else is borin!

there, im spent!!

[Macktheknife]

Phantom chick has hit the keys,

To take up Sixfans challenge.

First time effort not too bad,

but time will tell and the dead poet smell,

may bring her to her knees.

Sixfans prose is legendary,

throughout the Northern land.

Whilst whistling down the highway,

two times the ton, the speed limit done,

He's looking for new quarry.

In days gone past,

a few have challenged,

meself to be included.

but I am older and more wise,

than some the distance, could not last.

Me brain is befuddled as of now,

'cause I'm waiting for the axe.

It's no excuse, nor feeble ruse,

to try to wriggle from Sixfans scribble,

So I'll let him take the bow, for now.

But, from the corners I'll be watching,

to see what words transpire.

Theres more to come I am so sure,

From Ken & Goldie, Lumpy and more,

To try to deplete Sixfans source of rhyming.

That is all, I've got to go,

me 'puters overheating.

It's turbo is shot, it's dripping with snot,

the keys are all soppy, like Cro's black jalopy,

and the screens is looking like snow.

Bye for now.

[sixfan]

Mactheknife, stop causing strife!

the prose is fun intended.

I'm quite sure I've plenty more

so long as no-one's offended

Phantom chic, that's pretty slick,

you summed them up quite neat

to read your poems posted here,

really is a treat

Lumpy no-doubt, he is about

but hasn't been here yet,

he'll post commie pinko proverbs,

then plonky'll get upset:

"It's only my opinon,

I'm neither right nor wrong.

Just bugger off you hippies!

By all mighty heck they pong!"

and just for you Tab ole mate

I'll let slip this information,

no limits in the NT,

best place in this nation!

[Lumpen]

Sixfan, he rhymes

to keep the times

all poetically updated

He sinks a shaft

then makes us laugh

with poems like this; baited.

Cat D7 and an Open Cut

45 tonne Alice Dump Truck

miners eyes are jaded

Brothers in the pits

doesnt it give you the sh*ts

our miners right has faded

Enviromental degradation

Minesite rehabilition

just make sure the road is graded

Of my lesser concern

are the others you burn

their responses shall be slated

but:Dirty Pinko Proverb

ghosts of menzies reverb

its a phrase I've always hated

A socialist; a marxist

not the pinko you brand us

My revolution shall be feted.

Lumpy

[sixfan]

lump my son we do make holes,

of this I can't deny, we dig the ground

for minerals found, that's where they often lie

Degredation, now I don't know..

Who is baiting whom?

research the fact, before you act

It's not all that you assume.

when we're accused of land abused,

well, that really rubs, mining effects less

land than what's under all the pubs!

[Lumpen]

Sixfan, you read to much

I hope it's not all double dutch

what I mean to say

is that I understand today

what a job it is to dig the earth

to find a level through research

for you see, you mightn't guess

mining is what was our best

for just on fifty years

morants blood, sweat and tears

has been shed in three states

in search of minreals great

up north at first, near the creek

for gold you see, dad was weak

a tin show he had and a gold one too

of interst these would be to you

a jaunt in between at Sth Alligator

UTP falls out past the generator

Uranium the product, in great quantity

ever seen gold in pitcheblend? Ask Me

then down a shaft, of a different kind

he started to sink 'Ridge opal mines

broke on his arse for months at a time

all made up for a red nobby find

Then up to queensland, more silica again

not bought in quantity since Wollaston

finally the lease was bought to THE mine

the Little Wonder that is, the most famous of five

and in more recent times

a lease we once held

just north of the great

pinkilla opal field

a great dream it was, for a 10 year old boy

to play with a 40 tonne toy

a Hitachi excavator and Alice D7

back to the camp for some smoko at 11

maybe not on the scale

of your operation

but I can sympathise

with the miners of our nation!

Lumpy

[Lawsy]

Brilliant stuff.

Though, there is no 'e' in Lawsy....

But great nontheless. Very creative, very funny.

Love your work!