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Coffs Harbour Cruise 2005 17th-20th June


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Thanks all for a geat weekend......

Post weekend Debrief:-

Lumpy will still be trying to decide whether to become a professional scheduler or a stand up comedian....

Phantomchic is now sleeping with girls....

Glen has now driven 3 XR6T's on 1 cruise .... (and quite well too)

Gary C. said he hasn't seen grass like that for a long time (I will let you guys work that one out)....

Phucknuckle qualifies as the only cruiser who never actually cruised anywhere.....

Paranormal said some very, very profound things on saturday night (unfortunately everyone was too drunk to understand what he said)....

Aaron ran a close second...(all weekend) and the red mud contrasted perfectly with the narooma blue......

JDO has now levelled the road to Nymboida and taken out all those nasty bumps with his front spoiler... ( should be smoother for next year).....

Thanks all :stirthepot:<_<:tease:

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:spoton::censored: G'Day all,

Well my first cruise and was co pilot to XR64T, "WHAT ABLAST OF A WEEKEND AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE BEST". I had the best time and so much fun my sides are still hurting from the laughing and would like to thank the group for4 welcoming me on board.

I would do it again in a flash if I could and lumpy you are a legend as well as the work done by Phucknuckle ( your band is awsome) and Gary Crowley who accompanied Aaron and I home till he headed for Canberra a short imte ago.

Shaz emailing you soon.

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OK. Thanks all for a FANTASTIC cruise! Had an absolute blast, I haven't laughed as hard (or been as continuously drunk) as this weekend since 'Tasmania Mk I'. :pinch:

First of all:Props to Gary and Ken for actually organising the thing :spoton: . Next of all, Thank you to the rest of you for coming, without you it would've probably been quicker but nowhere near as enjoyable...

Now, down to the nitty gritty.

All the cruisers. YOU ARE LEMMINGS. I can't believe it, they followed me (Who couldn't organise a naughty in a brothel with a $100 bill strapped to my :nono: ) EVERYWHERE. They actually thought I knew what I was doing...LOL

Cruise Phrases

LST:Lumpy Standard Time.

Bryce's Knob: Quite pleasureable at 315m long.

Lumpy's Roadworks Tour: :censored: Council

Coff's Tsunami: Itty Bitty Spa's

Yarrrggggghhhhh: My Kidneys

Jeeves: Thanks for driving me everywhere, had a great time mate. Catch up soon. Pity you couldn't stay for the :drunk: ... PS:Dunlop must love you

Phuckers:Thanks for everything mate. BBQ was great fun and band awesome mate!

Creepy: Maaaaaate, there is no way you should be as funny as you are! and leading us all astray last night! Mate...absolute blast!

Beverage:Fantastic to meet you. Really great to have a chat to someone sensible to chat to...loved the way you called all...cle-YARGH!

Justified:Thanks for staying so we could all have a perve.....on UNSPKN...Great to have someone appreciate my handbrakeys

Commando:Thanks for attempting to educate me on all the must see movies...told ya we have six fingers out this way.

Lifesavers:Laughed my arse off the whole time. Was great to have a laugh last night...Especially at 'The Tsunami Trio'....

10SecondSteve:You weren't too bad for a Expensive Daewoo bloke mate.LOL.Absolute ball on the CB...except for the 'What do you call...'session

WaynoXR6T:Fantastic to meet you after hearing alot from Glenn. You are so much cooler than Glenn too...

Mum:How absolute awesome are you! Bloody fantastic. Once again so much cooler than Glenn...Hope you had a great time with 'The Girls'!

Paralytic:Great to have another local on the cruise. We all had a great time on Saturday night. Pity you couldn't join us last night!

Glennskies:Ya giant poof. Hate ya...Not that Im jealous of you driving FOUR T's or anything. Ya bas*ard. Handled yourself well, even in the twisties, even then, your parents are STILL your saving grace!

Louise:Even with all the other characters, without you and your '4-10 Rubber Duckies' the airwaves would've been deadly silent...which may or may not have been a good thing.

Shazza:Well luv. I just don't know if the cruise would've held together without your...sheer insanity. Absolutely fantastic. Without you, I just wouldn't have had any drinking buddies. The rest of the bunch are just all nancies!

Now, all my hoes...D'yo pimp needs to cruise in his Pimptara.

Laaaaaate My Biatches,

Lumpalicious.... :spoton:

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WHAT EVER THEY SAID - IT'S ALL A LIE

I'M A SHY INTRAVERTED UNASSUMING NOV-INVASIVE HUMAN BEING!!!

I DON'T DRINK OR MAKE RUDE REMARKS OR JOKES!!

AND RARELY LAUGH!!

Signed The ShazMeister!! :censored:

The Coffs Cruise was absolutely SENSATIONAL! some of the best roads I have been on and seen some incredible sights, some of which will remain in the Sealed Section!! :spoton:

Lots of photos - took about 150, don't worry I won't upload them all..... :pinch:

Phucknuckle's band - AWWEEESOME!! photgraphic evidence of this also

Shazzy's Cruise Cam was in hand at all times...

For those requiring copies - all Bribes kindly accepted . p-m me for account details!!

watch for the upcoming edition of "Coffs Cruise" according to Thelma and Louise!

Met and spent time with some fantastic fellow XRT Obsessed -

Special thanks to my Shotgun - CBLOUISE - she did was outstanding!! She also was a virginal cruiser, more than likely to be seen on forums soon.

CRUISE EXTENDED

Currently residing in an anonymous resort !!! Didn't make it home to Noosa

Thanks to the Host

??? Has anyone seen J-Lo (glennskis) I hear he was kidnapped??

Shazzy :)

PS NSW RTA are phenomenal with the road Signage... the serious laughter causing possible rib cracking... will have to get me a copy of the Road Signs... :spoton:

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WHAT EVER THEY SAID - IT'S ALL A LIE

I'M A SHY INTRAVERTED UNASSUMING NOV-INVASIVE HUMAN BEING!!!

I DON'T DRINK OR MAKE RUDE REMARKS OR JOKES!!

AND RARELY LAUGH!!

Signed The ShazMeister!!    :censored:

Not to mention a bloody liar :spoton:

Lumpy :spoton:

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Thanks Shazza,

The weekend was tops and Lumpy has no idea what he is talking about.

Shame, shame , shame Lumpy and it was all my pleasure.

Love you two Thelma and Louise

Shotgun

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WHAT EVER THEY SAID - IT'S ALL A LIE

I'M A SHY INTRAVERTED UNASSUMING NOV-INVASIVE HUMAN BEING!!!

I DON'T DRINK OR MAKE RUDE REMARKS OR JOKES!!

AND RARELY LAUGH!!

Signed The ShazMeister!!     :stirthepot:

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Not to mention a bloody liar :fool:

Lumpy :spit:

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Thanks Shazza,

The weekend was tops and Lumpy has no idea what he is talking about.

Shame, shame , shame Lumpy and it was all my pleasure.

Love you two Thelma and Louise

Shotgun

:stirthepot:

Stevie,

Louise just wants you to know that its very lonely (yet roomy) in the spa tonight :fool:

Lumpy :stirthepot:

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