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6 month old gearbox in a 2(?...1?) year old car isn't bad enough?

ok, don't kill anyone, this is what you do.

You find some Ford mechanics right, we all know a few so this parts easy. You invite them arround for a beer. Your shout. And a BBQ. No one can turn this offer down. Then proceed to feed them beer untill they pass out. If they don't seem to be drinking quick enough, feed them shots. Failing that, a lump of wood to the back of the head will help them get to sleep.

Now, You'll need to soundproof your garage. A can of expanda-foam around all gaps/ rooler door shoould help. Spray paint any windows. Also buy a dog. the dogs barking will drown out any calls for help. Anchorlok some 2m lenghts of chain to the garage floor, making sure they are out of reach of doors/ windows.

Take your new unconcious crew of mechanics, take them to garage and chain them up, how you attach them to the chains is upto you. Il'd go ankles so they don't accidently scratch your duco.

Provide them with the right tools, and the offer of freedom should have your gearbox fixed in no time!

Remember, give them the bare minumum of tools, don't want them thinking of an escape plan! You'll have to feed them well too. Leftovers from the bbq will be fine for a day or two, after that you'll need something else. I suggest McDonalds family dinner box as its great value and feeds four!

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6 month old gearbox in a 2(?...1?) year old car isn't bad enough?

ok, don't kill anyone, this is what you do.

You find some Ford mechanics right, we all know a few so this parts easy. You invite them arround for a beer. Your shout. And a BBQ. No one can turn this offer down. Then proceed to feed them beer untill they pass out. If they don't seem to be drinking quick enough, feed them shots. Failing that, a lump of wood to the back of the head will help them get to sleep.

Now, You'll need to soundproof your garage. A can of expanda-foam around all gaps/ rooler door shoould help. Spray paint any windows. Also buy a dog. the dogs barking will drown out any calls for help. Anchorlok some 2m lenghts of chain to the garage floor, making sure they are out of reach of doors/ windows.

Take your new unconcious crew of mechanics, take them to garage and chain them up, how you attach them to the chains is upto you. Il'd go ankles so they don't accidently scratch your duco.

Provide them with the right tools, and the offer of freedom should have your gearbox fixed in no time!

Remember, give them the bare minumum of tools, don't want them thinking of an escape plan! You'll have to feed them well too. Leftovers from the bbq will be fine for a day or two, after that you'll need something else. I suggest McDonalds family dinner box as its great value and feeds four!

Or just send Stainless in his GIMP outfit and let him loose?

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Lol.

But this is a brand new gearbox remember? I'm the only one to have used it.

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