Henz Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag Donating Members 9,946 Member For: 16y 8m 22d Gender: Male Location: Vic Posted 01/12/11 07:49 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 07:49 AM 6 month old gearbox in a 2(?...1?) year old car isn't bad enough?ok, don't kill anyone, this is what you do.You find some Ford mechanics right, we all know a few so this parts easy. You invite them arround for a beer. Your shout. And a BBQ. No one can turn this offer down. Then proceed to feed them beer untill they pass out. If they don't seem to be drinking quick enough, feed them shots. Failing that, a lump of wood to the back of the head will help them get to sleep.Now, You'll need to soundproof your garage. A can of expanda-foam around all gaps/ rooler door shoould help. Spray paint any windows. Also buy a dog. the dogs barking will drown out any calls for help. Anchorlok some 2m lenghts of chain to the garage floor, making sure they are out of reach of doors/ windows.Take your new unconcious crew of mechanics, take them to garage and chain them up, how you attach them to the chains is upto you. Il'd go ankles so they don't accidently scratch your duco. Provide them with the right tools, and the offer of freedom should have your gearbox fixed in no time!Remember, give them the bare minumum of tools, don't want them thinking of an escape plan! You'll have to feed them well too. Leftovers from the bbq will be fine for a day or two, after that you'll need something else. I suggest McDonalds family dinner box as its great value and feeds four! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pazzo Donating Members 11,132 Member For: 14y 1m 20d Gender: Male Posted 01/12/11 07:53 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 07:53 AM 6 month old gearbox in a 2(?...1?) year old car isn't bad enough?ok, don't kill anyone, this is what you do.You find some Ford mechanics right, we all know a few so this parts easy. You invite them arround for a beer. Your shout. And a BBQ. No one can turn this offer down. Then proceed to feed them beer untill they pass out. If they don't seem to be drinking quick enough, feed them shots. Failing that, a lump of wood to the back of the head will help them get to sleep.Now, You'll need to soundproof your garage. A can of expanda-foam around all gaps/ rooler door shoould help. Spray paint any windows. Also buy a dog. the dogs barking will drown out any calls for help. Anchorlok some 2m lenghts of chain to the garage floor, making sure they are out of reach of doors/ windows.Take your new unconcious crew of mechanics, take them to garage and chain them up, how you attach them to the chains is upto you. Il'd go ankles so they don't accidently scratch your duco.Provide them with the right tools, and the offer of freedom should have your gearbox fixed in no time!Remember, give them the bare minumum of tools, don't want them thinking of an escape plan! You'll have to feed them well too. Leftovers from the bbq will be fine for a day or two, after that you'll need something else. I suggest McDonalds family dinner box as its great value and feeds four!Or just send Stainless in his GIMP outfit and let him loose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 16d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 01/12/11 07:54 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 07:54 AM Lol.But this is a brand new gearbox remember? I'm the only one to have used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRA1NR Pitlane Member Donating Members 2,886 Member For: 17y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Pakenham, Victoria Posted 01/12/11 07:55 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 07:55 AM no way. if its gone so quickly must have been reconditioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 16d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 01/12/11 07:58 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 07:58 AM Not allowed to. Paperwork says brand new. Definitely over ZF's but. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pazzo Donating Members 11,132 Member For: 14y 1m 20d Gender: Male Posted 01/12/11 07:58 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 07:58 AM no way. if its gone so quickly must have been reconditioned.Reco or did they just put in a second hand 1 in and cleaned it up to look new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRA1NR Pitlane Member Donating Members 2,886 Member For: 17y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Pakenham, Victoria Posted 01/12/11 08:00 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 08:00 AM brand new from zf probably means reconditioned by zf mechanics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie2256 Donating Members 7,441 Member For: 16y 20d Gender: Male Location: SE Melbourne Posted 01/12/11 08:11 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 08:11 AM (edited) Mcdonalds family dinner box only feeds one.... meGearbox may be brand new. Even new sh*t fails Edited 01/12/11 08:12 AM by Paulie2256 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRA1NR Pitlane Member Donating Members 2,886 Member For: 17y 7m 11d Gender: Male Location: Pakenham, Victoria Posted 01/12/11 08:13 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 08:13 AM When you treat it badly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie2256 Donating Members 7,441 Member For: 16y 20d Gender: Male Location: SE Melbourne Posted 01/12/11 08:16 AM Share Posted 01/12/11 08:16 AM True, just don't launch at 10psi at every set of traffic lights and you'll be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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