Mercury Silver Forever Labelled As Undercoat

[ZAP]

Phantom = Under-Blue

Citric Acid = Under the Desk (ala Highlighter)

Silouette = Under-Ground

Lightning Strike = Under-nothing, its the best

[andyturbo]

blueprint is gone now...theres no denying that was by far the most successfull colour and my personal favorite

[Mr X]

Lightning Strike = Under-nothing, its the best

Absobloodylutely..........

[Honest Gaza]

and there is purple ...nice colour if you are a girl or an italian

or just plain gay

Would that be under-suspicion ?

Hmmmmm....let me see....I believe I can make something with this....must edit my original thread.

[Falchoon]

hear we go colour wars Mk 763 

Signed

Underwhelmed

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Makes a change from Dyno Wars Mk 763....

Funny stuff Gaza!

P.S. We don't want any pics or video posted here from the next Team HgAg meeting of your "something special" from Ken.

[Honest Gaza]

There is no doubt that we of the HgAg Team cannot avoid the constant reference to our colour being that of an under-coat.  There has been much snickering and pointing of fingers suggesting that all other cars are more worthy because they have a final layer of paint to distinguish it from the original base under-coat.

If this is our lot….then so be it.  I find no shame in being part of the pillar of society from which all other derivatives are born.  Just remember, when your cars get damaged, and the paintwork needs touching up, you will always return to your humble beginnings….Mercury Silver.

If we take time to reflect, then being branded as the under-coat is not so bad….after all, look at some of the alternatives :

Black / Silhouette - the colour of death, the colour of choice for all Funeral Directors….therefore, the under-taker.

White – is this really a colour at all ?  The colour of choice for those without imagination or ambition….therefore, the under-achiever.

Citric Acid – the name alone conjures up images of too much curry in the evening meal and the burning sensation felt the next morning.  Babies are renowned for producing similar results.  Therefore, under-seige.

Envi – stolen from right under the very nose of the General.  So similar to the Hothouse Green of the Expensive Daewoo family that it is likely to result in some form of cross breeding.  Therefore, under-handed.

Blueprint – so often referred to as “spewprint”, therefore, under-the-weather.

Lightning Strike – an attempt to mimic the great Mercury Silver but didn’t quite get there….therefore, under-done.

Purple- when you want pink but it just ain't available.  Some call it Phantom but that still refers to a man running around wearing tights.  Let's face it, pink is a pretty gay colour....therefore, under-suspicion.

(credit to 4runner....with some poetic license)

Ok Lads….let the games begin.  Add your thoughts on other under-?????

Purple added to the list.

Any more nominees ???

[Falchoon]

We all know the only real colour is Venom Red

[Gary Crawley]

Silhouette - Choice of the Family.

All that matters...

Regards

Don Cro

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I do have to agree with Don Cro, Silhouette all the way

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Hey Boy's

We will send the Family round to make them an offer they can't refuse.

You non believers be very, very careful.

The Dark Side

Greepy

[HellionXR6T]

We all know the only real colour is Venom Red 

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No Ross, get it right, Vixen, not Venom

Hopefully my soon-to-be T will be Velocity, Mandarin or Citric. Hmm.

For Velocity, Citric, Acid rush, Lightning strike, HgAg or any of the 'lighter' colours....etc.

Under-swirled. Well here's hoping. Love my dark colours but hate swirl marks...lol. Looking for a far less troublesome colour this time around.

Hmm, in saying that, haha, knowing me, I'll probably get Sillywet.

[aniken]

Purple- when you want pink but it just ain't available.  Some call it Phantom but that still refers to a man running around wearing tights.  Let's face it, pink is a pretty gay colour....therefore, under-suspicion.

Hmm, a man running around wearing tights... under-pants?