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Get the dog, your still allowed to smack them when they are naughty and rub their nose in it when they sh*t on the floor, last time I did that to a kid I got in trouble. :lol: JOKES.

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  ktford said:
Young Matthew,

A dag is the bit of sh*t left on the back of a sheeps arse after is has had a sh*te. So I can see how Jennster would compare you to that :lol:

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I resemble that remark!

Nothing like hangin round with the dingles. :nono:

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You resemble it? As in you look like a dried piece of poo stuck in white hair.

Dazza.

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  turb06 said:
You resemble it? As in you look like a dried piece of poo stuck in white hair.

Dazza.

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:lol: :lol: :nono:

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  mattson said:
Some of our friends have suggested also getting a pet first as having a dependant animal is the closest thing to having kids a person can experience... but we decided it would have to be one or the other in the near future... so the altimatium was:

Firstly, get some new friends. Having a pet is like having a kid ????

Let me tell you about my last dog. Lucky they called it. bas*ard was lucky to live as long as he did. Little white terrier. Boy did it and I have fun running around the backyard at 2 in the morning playing chasie games. A good thing there were no water restrictions back then.

Anyway, it was a special dog. Could fly, perform summersaults, breakdance on command. Got in the way one two many times while we were having our pool built so when we ran short on mesh....spread eagled the dog and poured the concrete. The kids still get to say hello to it as I like them to wipe their feet before hopping in the pool.

Kids....that's another thing. I have 3 that I am prepared to own up to....even then DNA may be on the cards in the future. All three are completely different and I love each of them dearly.

Comparing my 3 kids to the pool mat......strange friends you have.

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  turb06 said:
You resemble it? As in you look like a dried piece of poo stuck in white hair.

Dazza.

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Oh Dear :blink:

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