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So that's what an orphaned 'Bird' looks like.......sweet

Nah KB just a rabid, one eyed, biased, lover of the Mercury Silver XR6 Turbo....they drive very well you know, blow the doors off most Holdens. People check them out in great detail.

Women want to ravish you body.

Distilleries give you free cartons of spirits.

Millionaires give you their wallets.

I have heard that there are some chieftans in some PNG villages that will gladly give you their virgin daughters to have your way with them so your good sense, foresight and virility will be passed onto the rest of the village.

And like you I have learnt so much from this web site, my local dealer hates me cause I've got an answer for everything, he, he, he :D :D

Yeah........it's STILL raining in WA.

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So that's what an orphaned 'Bird' looks like.......sweet

Nah KB just a rabid, one eyed, biased, lover of the Mercury Silver XR6 Turbo....they drive very well you know, blow the doors off most Holdens. People check them out in great detail.

Women want to ravish you body.

Distilleries give you free cartons of spirits.

Millionaires give you their wallets.

I have heard that there are some chieftans in some PNG villages that will gladly give you their virgin daughters to have your way with them so your good sense, foresight and virility will be passed onto the rest of the village.

And like you I have learnt so much from this web site, my local dealer hates me cause I've got an answer for everything, he, he, he :D  :D

Yeah........it's STILL raining in WA.

I hate you ... you're an evil person. :cry:

That's just no need to be so cruel! What sadistic pleasure do you gain from this sort of teasing?

How can you sleep at night?

You're right about the dealer though, I'm sure they all talk about me, especially when I say things like:

"So, the freedom pack ... what would you like to know?"

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silverhawk I dont know what happens in wa But over here in vic

champaign falls from the sky

all roads are lined with red carpet as you drive down the highway

police cars close off all the roads to let you through unituruppted

traffic lights are always green so you can leave your cruize control on !!!!

and we also have fathers giving there virgin daughters to us as well must have something to do with the mecury silver!!!!

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Don't blame me...blame the rain, can't switch Traction Control off in the wet.......Have'nt got a death wish you know.

Gee these cars perform well :D :D

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silverhawk I dont know what happens in wa But over here in vic

champaign falls from the sky

all roads are lined with red carpet as you drive down the highway

police cars close off all the roads to let you through unituruppted

traffic lights are always green so you can leave your cruize control on !!!!

and we also have fathers giving there virgin daughters to us as well must have something to do with the mecury silver!!!!

:cry:

Ok, so now you guys have this whole bully thing happening ... well, get stuffed all of you!

My wife is now asking me why I'm sobbing quietly in my office? I told her a bug flew into my eye!

... bastards!

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LOL IMTRBO......like it, like it......good one Centurion HA,HA :lol:

I reckon the Mercury Silver XR6 Manual Turbos perform a tad better than all the other Turbos, must have something to do with the colour B)

What do ya reckon Ken?

Sorry to hear a bug got in your eye?

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Doesnt Ken know that mecury silver xr6 turbos have 8 psi instead of 6 psi and are 10 mill lower !!!! hahahahhah all I got to say Ken I hope you r *beep* coz there will be thousands of girls and wemon wanting a piece of u!!!

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So I ring my dealer at the end of June, cause he says he'll have a line up date by then.

My guy has a personal crisis with his family ... wife not well, so he's off for 1-3 weeks. No worries, it's all about priorities and your family comes first ... always!

The sales manager is covering my guys clients so talk to him, and he tells me 9th July build, 20th July delivery to dealership, should have it a couple of days after that.

Rang the dealership again today (3rd) just cause I can, and to confirm dates and options, etc.

The girlie on the phone tells me that the manager is off today and that noone else can use a friggin computer to check a simple 6-digit sido number for me ... you gotta be sh*ttn' me!

So, rang ford customer service, man, what a difference in attitude, they could not have been any more helpful. She looked up the sido for me, confirmed build date and options ... even suggested that the car should be at the dealers before the 20th.

Why can't I just deal with ford direct and bypass the dealership? Do these guys actually want my business or not!

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Welcome enlightened one.

I dealt with customer service in the 'pre-left the factory days' and got heaps of help, you'll see heaps of my posts lauding them. After the 'Bird' left the factory my dealer was brilliant.

Onya mate :thumbsup:

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Simmilar experince there Ken I needed to get some info off the car and the dealer would not talk to me untill the car was in there stock, After hours of useless phone calls I started to ring the customer service dept at ford and they were able to give me eta on car sido and confirm all options and give me a ruff idea were the car was at..... Hang In there Ken couple more sleeps to go......

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