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  ktford said:
  gassit said:
17yrs(girl) boys beware I still remember life @ 17, 18, 19, etc

I actually have a chastity belt ready for my daughter, no I'm not joking will give her the key when she's 30 odd. :nono:

Scotty

Oh you fools you fools.

Forget Scottys offer to rent the little one.

I'll rent you (At no cost) a 30 yo male and a 28 yo female. Both with Spouses.

For just one month.......

THEN, you may have to reconsider.

Oh, and Scotty......The Chastity Belt.....just cast yourself back to your teens and remember what a flimsy challenge a chastity belt would have been to raging hormones and wet towell testosterone...Yep, I thought you'd see it from another angle........so to speak.

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I have 4 to 3 ex wives....

Girl 19 yo

Boy 15 yo

Boy 14 yo

Girl 11 months old

I have been a parent since I was 18 yo - single parent about half of that time.... I have had the best of both worlds and wouldnt change it for anything... Although I think Scotty's words are wise for once.. I seem to be enjoying parenting more in my mid - late 30's than I did in my 20's... Buy a puppy Mattson house break it and teach it to fetch a remote control... If all that goes well have a baby or 3.......

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  Macktheknife said:
  ktford said:
  gassit said:
17yrs(girl) boys beware I still remember life @ 17, 18, 19, etc

I actually have a chastity belt ready for my daughter, no I'm not joking will give her the key when she's 30 odd. :w00t2:

Scotty

Oh, and Scotty......The Chastity Belt.....just cast yourself back to your teens and remember what a flimsy challenge a chastity belt would have been to raging hormones and wet towell testosterone...Yep, I thought you'd see it from another angle........so to speak.

yes Trev, but this one is produced from Galvanised steel. Unless he is doing a locksmith apprenticeship I'll be fine. & if he is then we'll both be screwed

Scotty

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  mattson said:
I was thinking late last night how much I'd like to have kids. I get those maternal feelings. Like when I'm laying on the couch and I can't reach the remote control...

:lol:

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Stuff the remote :w00t2: I have 2 kids Boy 7 , daughter 5.

heared at Christmas time "but it's my turn to get Daddy a beer"

"no, its not its mine" :spit:

Absolute Gold :w00t2:

Miss ya guys :w00t2:

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  ktford said:
  ZapXR6T said:
My wife is 6 months pregnant at the moment.  It is going to be fun... :w00t2:

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Mine is 5 months Mal, we're due end of May

Scotty

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Well done scotty.

We are due 20th May.

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I have a daughter 11years - chastity belt will not be necessary as she will not see past the front gate unescorted ..... by "moi" or older brothers

central locking on the house a major priority!!!

:kissmy::pinch:

You all telling me the TV has a remote..... :kissmy:

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18 year old Boy

14 year old girl

7 year old boy

If it was not for the cost of raising the buggers I would have a dozen more.

Kids are the spice of life.

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