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f*ck all of them!!

Go the Poo!!!

Delta, Paris & now a 17 yr old!!!

Who gives a stuff about tennis, the poo may not be a good tennis player, but he can play women!!!!

Russ

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I'm with ya Russ. Why the f*ck would you want to win tournaments when you can shag all the good looking women out there. Not bad for a Greek boy from Williamstown.

Look at Safin, finally gave up the entourage and now he's won an event. What was he thinking???

Hewitt is the typical Aussie battler, tries hard as f*ck and goes home second best with a pig by his side...maybe he should give the Poo a call so he can hook him up with some real talent.

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Congrats to young Hewi.

Go Safin :blink:

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Scotty

Strike a light,

You blokes have been sucking down too many Lemon Ruskies.

Off for a 3 month vacation in down town Siberia for the 2 of you.

Trev,

now where do ya get calling me a tall poppy, does sound better than side show freak I gueess.

Scotty

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THis is off topic, but tennis related, I noticed when Jim Courier interviews the match winners on court, it looks like he is trying to make out with them, next time you see the end of a match and he is interviewing the winner, watch how he moves closer to the person and his head movements, looks like he is moving in for the pash, had me in stitches after hewits semi final.

Dazza.

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Jimmys interviews are about the best thing on channel 7 currently, the one with Safan two or three rounds ago was priceless. He adds something to the coverage, want a laugh listen to the journos questions at the post match press conferences, these guys are supposed prefessionals & have all day to think of a question!!!!!

Scotty

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I agree Scotty, the interviews are great, but fook my its funny to watch.

Dazza.

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Wellll.....now that he has lost the final............Ar$eh0le!!!!!! :lol:

Red, ya been in that western sun too long.

I've got just the cure.

You can join those other two TPS diehards in Siberia for a stetch.

Just ta cool down ya brain for a bit ya understand...?

Its for ya own good.

......... :blink:

Come on Comrades...

There's plenty of room in my Gulag...

Gulag not good Tovarish.

Not wodka in gulag..... :blink:

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THis is off topic, but tennis related, I noticed when Jim Courier interviews the match winners on court, it looks like he is trying to make out with them, next time you see the end of a match and he is interviewing the winner, watch how he moves closer to the person and his head movements, looks like he is moving in for the pash, had me in stitches after hewits semi final.

Dazza.

Jimmys interviews are about the best thing on channel 7 currently, the one with Safan two or three rounds ago was priceless. He adds something to the coverage, want a laugh listen to the journos questions at the post match press conferences, these guys are supposed prefessionals & have all day to think of a question!!!!!

Scotty

I agree Scotty, the interviews are great, but fook my its funny to watch.

Dazza.

I cringe when Bruce McAvaney speaks

Scotty

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Congrats to young Hewi.

Go Safin :blink:

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Scotty

Strike a light,

You blokes have been sucking down too many Lemon Ruskies.

Off for a 3 month vacation in down town Siberia for the 2 of you.

Trev,

now where do ya get calling me a tall poppy, does sound better than side show freak I gueess.

Scotty

Well now I cant really be calling ya a short poppy can I..?

Not less someone takes a chainsaw and beats you about the knees.... :blink:

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THis is off topic, but tennis related, I noticed when Jim Courier interviews the match winners on court, it looks like he is trying to make out with them, next time you see the end of a match and he is interviewing the winner, watch how he moves closer to the person and his head movements, looks like he is moving in for the pash, had me in stitches after hewits semi final.

Dazza.

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Jimmys interviews are about the best thing on channel 7 currently, the one with Safan two or three rounds ago was priceless. He adds something to the coverage, want a laugh listen to the journos questions at the post match press conferences, these guys are supposed prefessionals & have all day to think of a question!!!!!

Scotty

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I agree Scotty, the interviews are great, but fook my its funny to watch.

Dazza.

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I cringe when Bruce McAvaney speaks

Scotty

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Hes even worse when he does the athletics, he's the reason I boycott the olympics on the telly. :lol:

Dazza.

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Congrats to young Hewi.

Go Safin :blush:

DITTO

Scotty

Strike a light,

You blokes have been sucking down too many Lemon Ruskies.

Off for a 3 month vacation in down town Siberia for the 2 of you.

Trev,

now where do ya get calling me a tall poppy, does sound better than side show freak I gueess.

Scotty

Well now I cant really be calling ya a short poppy can I..?

Not less someone takes a chainsaw and beats you about the knees.... :nono:

Sure are a lot of people that would like to bring me down to there level, being 1.98m is the only way I'll ever have people look up to me. Please Trev, don't take that away from me. LOL

Scotty

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Hewitt is the typical Aussie battler, tries hard as f*ck and goes home second best with a pig by his side...maybe he should give the Poo a call so he can hook him up with some real talent.

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Bec is a hornbag (even Kim was doable), so lets see the pic of your g/f then?

A pic of your hand doesn't count either :blush:

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Hewitt is the typical Aussie battler, tries hard as f*ck and goes home second best with a pig by his side...maybe he should give the Poo a call so he can hook him up with some real talent.

even Kim was doable

I'd like to check her for Mattson thought of the day.

Not Scotty

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