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:w00t2: I know your hearts' in the right place Steggels, but ... you're just not helping!!! :spoton:

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  SWMBO said:
  voy74656 said:
Master is leaving me :kissmy: fine...go...be free.....I dont need u anyway!!!!!   :loser:

Don't worry :ermm:

Got to get the new one pass the financial director

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SWMBO, you can let him have the RAPID one...

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  voy74656 said:
Master is leaving me :spoton: fine...go...be free.....I dont need u anyway!!!!!  :gooff:

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There, there ... don't panic yet little one ... :wub:

The final decision is far from being made. :nod:

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Hmmmmm.......sounds like the 'Minister of Finance' is putting the 'brakes' on!!! <_<

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  Redhawk said:
Hmmmmm.......sounds like the 'Minister of Finance' is putting the 'brakes' on!!! :k24t:

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She is, as a matter of fact ... and we've definately decided on the Brembo's. :shy:

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what about white you know you like it mmm white blue stripes or red stripes or grey stripes no blue.

here you go found this some where

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:w00t2: winter white winter white

Scientific evidence Red is faster::: :lol:

Red IS Faster

Stephen Q. Edney, Darren X. Gardner, Kerwyn Z. Foo, and various others.

Abstract

A hypothesis was made that Red is Faster than other Colours. It was tested many times in many different and complex ways. We were found to be correct. The conclusion was drawn that Red is Faster.

Introduction

It is known that there are many colours. Some of these are Green, Blue Yellow, Purple, Mauve, Chartruese, Aquamarine, and Red. It is Red that is the fast colour. It is faster than all the other colours. There are many practical and theoretical examples.

Quantum Physics

Consider an electron, which we know to be green, in a potential function generated by a proton, which is Red. The electron is just a wave packet. Now as we know, a wave is just a disturbance in a medium. It has no speed. the potential function however, is called symbol V which we know can also represent speed. Therefore the proton has speed the electron doesn't. Red is faster.

Traffic Studies

We took a random sample of cars of two colours, Red and Yellow.

The cars thus chosen were:

(I) a Red Mazda 323 Astina.

(ii) A yellow Mini.

The cars were tested for:

a) Standing start fully loaded.

b) Hill Climbing.

c) Top Speed.

The Results were as follows

Standing Start Fully Loaded 0 - 100 kmph:

Yellow Mini - Did not reach 100kmph during test.

Red Mazda Astina - 11 Seconds

Hill Climb Time Top - Bottom:

Yellow Mini - Stalled on the way up could not be restarted.

Red Mazda Astina - 1 min 23 Sec.

Top Speed

Yellow Mini - 91 kmph

Red Mazda Astina - Speeding ticket said 183 kmph.

By looking at traffic lights and warning signs we were able to determine that Red light travels faster. This is why the important stopping signals are in Red so that the driver is able to stop in time.

Economics and Marketing -study of flower sales

A random day was drawn from a hat. We used 365 1/4 pieces of paper labelled with the dates of the year. The 1/4 of a piece was allocated to 29 Febuary. The random day was drawn as 14 February. The sales of flowers were recorded. See table below for these results.

Flower Red Roses Orange Poppies Blue Daisies

Flower Sales 317 11 13

Proportion 93.0% 3.2% 3.8%

Medical Study

Many studies of recent years have shown that dietary factors can be important triggers to medical conditions. A common childhood condition is that of hyper-activity, where certain children become restless, and have trouble being quiet or staying still, ie they become faster. The most famous trigger to this condition is Red cordial. We Have taken this as further evidence that Red goes Faster.

Sport - Squash

It is well known that while all squash balls are apparently indistinguishable, placing a small coloured dot on the ball changes the speed at which the ball travels, and as any squash player knows, Red dot balls are fast. Faster than Yellow. Faster than Green. This is further evidence that Red goes Faster.

Fire Trucks

As it is very well known fire trucks are painted Red. This is so they can make it too the scene of the fire in time. Also many other emergency vehicles, use Red lights for extra speed. The use of Red lights for speed goes further however In many shops when they wish to hold a fast sale they use a Red light to advertise it. This is known as the Red light sale.

Refraction

However by far he most convincing evidence that Red goes faster than other colours is when light is reflected through a medium such as glass. Red light is bent less than the light from other colours and this means, as any physicist will tell you, that the refractive index of Red light is lower than that of other colours. QED. Red light travels Faster than other light. We take this evidence to be the most convincing of all, conclusive proof beyond all doubt.

Conclusion

In this paper we have sought to show that Red Goes Faster , and that this is a broad principle, and not merely a baseless statement. We believe that this paper is the first to actually study this phenomenon with proper scientific rigour, and believe that it is an important field that within five years could lead to many scientific advances. We believe that in the next five years this theory, will lead NASA to paint the space shuttle Red, allowing it to reach escape velocity far more easily. Some people have suggested that the placement of a stripe on an Red object will make it go faster still, however we believe (open-minded as we are) that this is a ridiculous notion not worthy of further study.

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Last updated: 10th October, 1995

University Of Sydney Physics Society

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:blink: ... it's just not helping! :pinch: :banghead:

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