Mitchy_G Umm... Member 176 Member For: 21y 10m 21d Location: North Lake Macquarie NSW Posted 08/10/04 01:18 PM Share Posted 08/10/04 01:18 PM If you take an Oriental person and spin him aroundseveral times, does he become disoriented?If people from Poland are called Poles, whyaren't people from Holland called Holes?If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?When cheese gets its picture taken, what doesit say?Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?I thought about how mothers feed their babieswith tiny little spoons and forks so I wonderedwhat do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?Ever wonder what the speed of lightning wouldbe if it didn't zigzag?Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts.Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those littlebottles of Evian water know that selling it backwardsis Naive?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Doesthat mean the fifth one enjoys it?When the guy who was first inventing the drawing board got it wrong what did he go back to ??If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?Are there seeing eye humans for blind dog?Have you got anything else we should think about? or shouldnt we think about it? Mitch Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra potty trained Lifetime Members 1,938 Member For: 21y 11m 21d Gender: Male Posted 08/10/04 02:00 PM Share Posted 08/10/04 02:00 PM :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Donating Members 998 Member For: 21y 8m 23d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Hills Posted 09/10/04 09:18 AM Share Posted 09/10/04 09:18 AM Weird,but I think I get it.If you pull the wings off a fly do you call it a walk?If Little Jack Horner sat in the corner did he have a square arse?Why do people speak louder during a long distance phone call? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 11m 22d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 09/10/04 10:14 AM Share Posted 09/10/04 10:14 AM Who decided on the standard size of a sheet of toilet paper - it is quite obvious that one is never enough? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blown BA In Your Face Member 6,195 Member For: 22y 1m 7d Gender: Male Location: Peninsula Posted 10/10/04 11:12 PM Share Posted 10/10/04 11:12 PM Come to think of it some of it is true Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlennAUII Former XT pilot Lifetime Members 4,791 Member For: 21y 8m 23d Gender: Male Location: The Womb Posted 11/10/04 03:42 AM Share Posted 11/10/04 03:42 AM Quote Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts.ROFL!!! They are great mitch :D Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 11/10/04 06:41 AM Share Posted 11/10/04 06:41 AM Two fish in a tank,first one said, "so how do we drive this?"second one responded,"I don't know, and what are we going to do with all these shells?" Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 11m 10d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 11/10/04 06:53 AM Share Posted 11/10/04 06:53 AM Why do they call them? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/13307-some-thoughts-for-you/#findComment-174820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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