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They try it on me everytime I sell anything over $1000.

I usually report them as they have hijacked a ebay account.

Apparently scamming is the 2nd highest income for Nigeria after Oil. Last year they generated $350million in scams. and this is only the scamming they know about.

Nigeria is the only country we have blacklisted on our ISP as nothing good comes from that hole of a country.

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Why get a real job when you can just try and rip people off over the Internet. I'd pick up a busted old laptop from your local op shop and send that to them with a simple note attached "EAT sh*t DICKHEAD, HAHAHAHA"

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Bwahaha nice impersonation Scribr. Yeah they are stupid arent they.

The site old mate is talking about is this one:

www.ebolamonkeyman.com

There is some absolutely golden material on there, good office procrastination. He gets them going for WEEKS, its poetry in motion ;)

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Joey, I have read a VERY similar one, although the bloke in the US cottoned on like you he sent over a laptop, made of cardboard with keys drawn on the lot. Also made the invoice for like $3500 so the bloke had to pay a motsa in inport taxes etc etc. Oh and sent it by the most expensive postage available COD. If I could find the link I would post it up but can't be bothered. I reckon you should try this.

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HAHAHA!!! THat is AWESOME! I have been racking my brain trying to think of what to send him... that is mint! I'll do that. I better take a photo for you boys before I send it though ;) Lol! And I will definately put the cost on it. Man that's gold, thanks for the idea ;)

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as well as any replies you recieve. That will be interesting reading. Will probably require some censorship I reckon.

Oh and make sure it weigh's about the right amount too.

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I think that will be the best part! When he gets the box, all excited about his successfull scam, and how he is the smartest little Nigerian in all of Africa, and how all whities are dumb and stupid.... Then opens it to find he has been taken for a large ride... HAha!! Its going to be lovely.

I think what I'll do is fill the 'laptop' full of printer paper or some other junk to bring it up to weight. Would be better if he didnt know until he opened the box.

Ahh good times ;) Thanks again for the idea mate, absolutely mint! I'm actually beginning the construction at work today instead of doing my jobs... :greyscare:

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Just don't get fired because of an idea I gave you.

Also another thing, take a photo of yourself or one off the internet giving him the bird, blow it up a bit and make that the screen.

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