toilet habit poll

[our06t]

that is a gold mine

funny ""sh*t""

[Dagabond]

Mining and this topic shouldnt be used in the same sentence...

....I voted but I never replied to this thread....weird....

[turbo.vixen]

I dont know if anyone has said this yet cuz I cant be fu(ked reading every post, but did you know that when you put toilet paper down first its called a "firemans blanket"?

[Ghosti]

The manly way of avoiding "the dreaded splash" is to master the art of "The Captain sh*t".

You just have to make sure that your cosby has it's head ducking under the waterline before you snap it off.

It's not unlike the technique of properly skulling a drink.

Simple really.

Edited 25/02/09 01:38 AM by Ghosti

[kona86]

[Guest]

Just 'perch' on the toilet seat like a bird on a tree branch. The splash will never reach your sphincter that high up unless you ate a horse the night before

[XRSics]

  Ghosti said:

The manly way of avoiding "the dreaded splash" is to master the art of "The Captain sh*t".

You just have to make sure that your cosby has it's head ducking under the waterline before you snap it off.

It's not unlike the technique of properly skulling a drink.

Simple really.

  03XR6T said:

Just 'perch' on the toilet seat like a bird on a tree branch. The splash will never reach your sphincter that high up unless you ate a horse the night before

some good strategies there...

but I imagine the "day after" currie bog would pose a new challenge.

[Guest]

Same method, just use a large funnel

[XRSics]

I feel we are seriously making ground here...

[Guest]

I can do a group buy on funnels if you're keen? My local hardware store is my supplier