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If you dont get wet cheeks while having a bogg,your not a real man and your car of choice would be a silvia.

God invented the tapered terd,so your arse wouldnt close with a bang,doesnt work all the time though,like in Kennys case,problem hes got is his terds are countersunk :nono:

Not to sure about voy either :ermm:

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  vik351 said:
If you dont get wet cheeks while having a bogg,your not a real man and your car of choice would be a silvia.

God invented the tapered terd,so your arse wouldnt close with a bang,doesnt work all the time though,like in Kennys case,problem hes got is his terds are countersunk :ermm:

Not to sure about voy either :o

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You people are starting to worry me ... seriously ... :ermm:

... can't believe I voted. :nono:

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Kent , but what did you vote and why ? I am sure everyone wants to know ..... not.

How and where do you empty your colostomy sack :ermm:

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Worried?

AHEM.....Think it goes beyond 'worry'. :nono: Why am I not surprized! :ermm:

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I forgot to add, there's another benefit in pre-emptively deploying a paper-first assault on the bowl - much less marking. In other words you dont have to clean the bowl as much.

This whole post had nothing to do with Nissan Silvias, that was a red herring, I just wanted to mention Nissan Silvias somewhere in this thread, I thought it was apt. :lol:

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You could also try Kangar style to reduce the splash. Standing on the porceline bowl in the crouched position. Had to do this once when I entered a disgusting public toilet where the seats had been ripped off and I couldn't wait any longer. The doors had been ripped off too but there wasn't much I could do about that and I was well past the point of caring. Luckily no one came in.

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