simmo Member 431 Member For: 22y 4m 9d Gender: Male Location: byron bay more underarm hair per square km Posted 25/08/04 11:06 AM Share Posted 25/08/04 11:06 AM ive got a couple.why dont you go to bed with a mirror and wake up to yourself!go home and f@$k your shoes theres been a c@#t in them all day Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 6m 1d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 25/08/04 11:29 AM Share Posted 25/08/04 11:29 AM :lol: I'm sure Saleen will be along shortly to help you out.... Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-carty nutter Member 1,966 Member For: 21y 5m 13d Location: Wagga Wagga Posted 25/08/04 11:46 AM Share Posted 25/08/04 11:46 AM kinda lame but been an on-going joke between me and a few mateswhenever somone says somthing to you, like "im gonna go get a beer" turn fast and say "your a beer"iunno, just somthing we do while pissed... passes time faster Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xr6tBug Member 47 Member For: 21y 9m 25d Posted 25/08/04 12:06 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 12:06 PM One of the favorite insults I've given was to a good female friend. After a rather long trip back from Airlie Beach to Brisbane we got out of the car at which time she remarked " Arr man I've got a numb ass"! Me being the polite gentleman that I am promptly replied "sh*t, that must take a load off". Might I add, she didn't seem to find it as funny as me and if I wasn't quite so light on my feet the right hand she swung may well have connected with some marked degree of force. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetute Donating Members 4,553 Member For: 21y 4m 17d Gender: Male Location: brisbane Posted 25/08/04 12:21 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 12:21 PM Was at doohlies irish bar in the valley when a female walked over to me and said "your trying really hard to look cool but its not working"I was dumbfounded and lost for words.... My mate standing next to me replied to her in an instant "well your trying really hard to look skinny but that's not working either"!!She was really embarressed.... and I bought my mate a pint It was a priceless moment Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke zeke Member 792 Member For: 21y 11m 28d Location: Adelaide Posted 25/08/04 01:12 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 01:12 PM One of the best insults I ever heard of was from a polly in parliament and he did it without using any rude words. (I think it was Gough, but not sure).Another polly was getting a bit strident and said "Don't forget I'm a country member"Gough muttered "We remember!"(Prolly went thru' to the keeper with most of that mob in Canberra)Another time he took his staff out to dinner and ordered a steak and salad. The waiter said "What about the vegetables?" He said "they can order for themselves". Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 9m 30d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 25/08/04 01:24 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 01:24 PM ppfffttt ( roll eyes) .. how hard can it be?So how is it goin people ? " well we just keep 'chimpin" away sir Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ed Phantom lives Member 1,417 Member For: 21y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: who knows Posted 25/08/04 01:31 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 01:31 PM " Seen better heads in a pi$$trof "" Your a nob jockey " Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 22y 3m 3d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 25/08/04 02:23 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 02:23 PM 'I hope when you go home that your mother comes out from underneath your front porch and bites you''If I were you I'd sue whatever doctor dropped you on the head when you were a baby'Is it OK if I nod and smile as ignoring you often offends'and for those that know some Chris Rock skits:'Tammy Dead''Guns, aren't the trouble, bullets are! They should make guns free and bullets $10,000. So next time some one pisses you off. "that's it, im gonna get a second job, start saving extra hard, quit smoking and in 18 months, im gonna come back and put 20K worth of bullet in you'.'You don't sell drugs, drugs sell themselves. Have you ever heard a dealer say "What am I gonna do with all this crack?" Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordak Member 1,226 Member For: 21y 9d Posted 25/08/04 03:09 PM Share Posted 25/08/04 03:09 PM Next time someone comments on your weight problem tell them......"Yeh, that's 'cause everytime I *beep* your wife she gives me a biscuit " Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/12524-do-you-have-any-funny-sayings-or-insults/#findComment-158472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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