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Touchy Touchy - :ermm::k24t:

Sorry, hanging out for the weekend ... been a long week. :thumbsup:

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How about the 30th of February - next year and the year after and the year after.... :lol:  :lol:  :ermm:  :k24t:

How bout you take your calendar, roll it up real tight, and impale yourself on it ... :thumbsup:

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I'll make sure the calendar is reallllll tight :k24t:

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  • ....Time to lay this fairytale aside......
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when I was a lad,we used swim in the torrens,catch yabbies on a string with a bit of meat the butcher gladley gave you for nothing

You would sit on the bank at waters edge,drop your bit of meat in to the water tied to a string,wait as long as you could ,slowly lift up the srting and 9 out of 10 times there would be a big yabby hanging on to the meat.

The water was still clear enough at surface level so you could see the yabb hanging onto the meat,so you would put your hand in the water slooooly and grabb the yabb on the back and chuck it in your bucket.

this worked a treat (hoot) but you lost a fair few yabbs that were shy

that's when I started using me moms chip cooker strainer thingo as a catcher

*beep* you Ginger Meggs, I did it the smart way; heaps more yabbs that way too.

No wonder my body is fcuked now,after cooking and eating the yabbs not to mention I used to get ear infections after swiming in that sewer,and not to mention the black leeches that used to suck your blood,try pulling one of the mothers off your skin,and when you do you cant stop the bleeding cause of some enzime ffom the leech.Ah yes they were the days...

Bloody hell I was still around when the Gilberton swiming club was there on the torrens,had rooms diving board thingos.Late sixties that went.

Jeezzzee weve fcuked this planet up ,,,its called progress folks!!

vik

What's that??????......faint strains of Barbara Streisland singing.......'memories'......

Used to fish for red fin in the Torrens.

Had a great dam for catching yabbies in the foothills near Tea Tree Gully, used to get buckets full of them. Used to roam the foothills around our way and come home with the odd bobtail or blue tongue, rabbit shooting around Upper Hermitage, was all farm land then........f uck progress! :angry:

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I'd settle for a "Be Normal to Ken Day". :nod::spoton:

Describe normal

Scotty

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I'd settle for a "Be Normal to Ken Day". :nod:  :ermm:

Describe normal

Scotty

Normal:

A day when my favourite colour is not lampooned. :wub:

A day when my (percieved) age is not ridiculed. :nod:

A day when my sexuality is not questioned. :bum:

A day when my patience is not stretched to the limit. :nod:

A day when ... oh what's the use ... it's never going to happen, is it? :spoton:

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A day when my favourite colour is not lampooned. :nod:

A day when my (percieved) age is not ridiculed.  :k24t:

A day when my sexuality is not questioned. :bum:

A day when my patience is not stretched to the limit.  :ermm:

A day when ... oh what's the use ... it's never going to happen, is it? :nod:

:wub:

Such a day would be quite ABNORMAL for the rest of us! :nod::spoton:

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A day when ... oh what's the use ... it's never going to happen, is it? :spoton:

Oh I see, could we get some waring when this day is to occur, so as we can get in a couple of good days lampooning prior to.

Scotty

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... so as we can get in a couple of good days lampooning prior to.

Scotty

:k24t: ... so how is this any different to any :spoton: day. :ermm:

Hey there Sally ... peek-a-boo. You sure you're not gay???

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when I was a lad,we used swim in the torrens,catch yabbies on a string with a bit of meat the butcher gladley gave you for nothing

You would sit on the bank at waters edge,drop your bit of meat in to the water tied to a string,wait as long as you could ,slowly lift up the srting and 9 out of 10 times there would be a big yabby hanging on to the meat.

The water was still clear enough at  surface level so you could see the yabb hanging onto the meat,so you would put your hand in the water slooooly and grabb the yabb on the back and chuck it in your bucket.

this worked a treat (hoot) but you lost a fair few yabbs that were shy

that's when I started using me moms chip cooker strainer thingo as a catcher

*beep* you Ginger Meggs, I did it the smart way; heaps more yabbs that way too.

No wonder my body is fcuked now,after cooking and eating the yabbs not to mention I used to get ear infections after swiming in that sewer,and not to mention the black leeches that used to suck your blood,try pulling one of the mothers off your skin,and when you do you cant stop the bleeding cause of some enzime ffom the leech.Ah yes they were the days...

Bloody hell I was still around when the Gilberton swiming club was there on the torrens,had rooms diving board thingos.Late sixties that went.

Jeezzzee weve fcuked this planet up ,,,its called progress folks!!

vik

What's that??????......faint strains of Barbara Streisland singing.......'memories'......

Used to fish for red fin in the Torrens.

Had a great dam for catching yabbies in the foothills near Tea Tree Gully, used to get buckets full of them. Used to roam the foothills around our way and come home with the odd bobtail or blue tongue, rabbit shooting around Upper Hermitage, was all farm land then........f uck progress! :angry:

that's what I was implying,*beep* progress,I lived near the airport,and the old codgers used to tell me how they used to go rabbit shooting in the sandhills that is now the airport.

How long since youve been back to SA?

vik

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... so as we can get in a couple of good days lampooning prior to.

Scotty

:msm: ... so how is this any different to any :spoton: day. :spit:

Hey there Sally ... peek-a-boo. You sure you're not gay???

:msm:

Give us a chance, we're trying, very trying apparantely

Scotty

P.s. I'm not gay but the bloke I'm fugn is.

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