favorite simpsons quotes!

[KrasH]

The hickupping bloke: "*hickup* kill me, *hiccup* kill me, *hickup* kill me....."

[JB]

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

And my Favourite.........

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.

[dain]

Number 1:

Homer on a prank call to the dean of the university while standing outside his office in a phone booth.

" HELLO DEAN, YOU ARE A STUPID HEAD" :lol: :lol:

NUMBER 2:

Sideshow bob at a mayor dicussion.

Someone: " WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON LES WHININ?"

Sideshow Bob: "LES WHININ SHOULD DO SOME MORE THINKING AND LESS WHININ" :lol: :lol:

[Guest]

Send the kids to your sisters, we're doing it twice.

[100%]

Homer: Ooooh............ they have the internet on computers now!

and

Homer: Ohhhhh........ what are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? A million to one!

and

Wiggum: Am in pursuit of a..................? Car! Heading in the direction of.................? You know..........................that place that sells chilli!

and

Landlord: all we found was a jar of mustard and some comics.

Ottoman: WOW, I had mustard?

[PASHEN]

Here's a file you fellow Simpsons fans will love....

Homer_Simpson_Quotes.xls

[GlennAUII]

homer- 'honey could you open that window? the cops have daddys prints.'