favorite simpsons quotes!

[KEN 24T]

Eeeeexecellent Smithers ....

[ms700]

Homer: the flanderererssss

And anything that Ned says!

[JB]

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.

Bart: Right, the leprechaun.

Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?

Lionel Hutz: Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys?

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Lionel Hutz: Yeah ... that's why you're the judge, and I am the law ... talkin' ... guy.

I could go on and on, I just love it, Just my sense of sick humor I suppose!

[JB]

Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.

Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.

Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.

Chief Wiggum: How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling.

[Goose]

Ralf: I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids

*trip*

Ralf: I bent my wookie.

Lisa: Hey Ralf do you wanna play anagrams with us?

Alison: that's where we take a celebrities name and re-arrange it to make a description of them.

Ralf: My cats breath smells like cat food.

or where Ralf loves lisa

Ralf to Lisa: So.... Do you like ... stuff??

[Goose]

or when Marge becomes a police woman

Homer: "But you becoming a police office makes you the man of the house, which makes me the woman of the house. And I have no interest in that, except wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing.

[Goose]

okay last one

When homer finds out ted is gay

Homer: I like my beer cold, my women hot, and my homosexuals Flllllaaaaming

[Goose]

Alright alright, a couple more

Ralf

When everyone gets earings

Ralf: My neck hurst and my ear hurts, I have 2 owies

Miss Hoover: RALF! did you eat your glue?

Ralf: *mumbling* No Miss Hoover.

[Guest]

Homie,English,wad do we have to learn english for? Im never going to England

vik

[pedro]

  GlennXR6T™ said:

when theres a badger in the dogs kennel...

kids to homer: dad theres a badger in there!

homer: badger my ass! its probably millhouse. MILLHOUSE!!

*badger tears him to shreds*

:lol:

and then after that,

Lisa : we'd better call animal control for that badger

Homer : yeah and then maybe a doctor about this.(lifting up his shirt to show his stomach ripped to shreds

In the one where millhouses mum dates the Gladiator

When bart hits homer over the head with a chair while he is in the bath

Homer : oowwwww why would you do that.

Bart : Millhouses mums new boyfriend doesnt mind