favorite simpsons quotes!

[Guest]

  ducatijb said:

Homer:Tomorrow I am going to work and punch Lenny in the back of the head

Chief Wiggin:He called me Chief Piggim......wait a minute,now I get it

HEY,what was that for?

vik

[Guest Basher_tsv]

hehe that reminds me Plonky ...

Wiggum on the radio -

"I'm on a road ... appears to be ashphalt ... trees ... shrubs ....... directly under the earths sun ......................................now"

[Guest]

I liked the one when it was Todds birthday,so the Flanders family went to the new Moes,

Moe comes out singing for a kid with a lit candel on his head,his hair catches fire,and he screams out"OH MY FREAKIN EYES"

Flanders,discusted with the profanity,jumps through the air to cover Todds ears so he cant hear such bad language,hurting the boy in the process

To which Todd replys"OH MY FREAKING EARS"

I would have given a pay rise to the writer of that one,gold!

vik

[!Spook!]

Dr Nick Operating on Homer

The red veins connected to the blue vein, the blue veins connected to my wrist watch.....

[Cro]

When Homers beer can explodes cause of Barts handy work:

Wiggum: There is beer exploding at the simpsons house, I am in pursuit on foot, we need peanuts, repeat we neat peanuts!!

[Guest wrxboy]

Homer: "If we had $10,000, we'd be millionaires!"

Ralph: "Sleep time is when I become a viking."

Ralph: "Mr Simpson, these tar fumes are making me dizzy."

Homer: "Yeh, they'll do that."

Grampa: "That's it, I'm going to the outhouse!"

Lisa: "Dad, we don't have an outhouse."

Homer "Ahh! My tool shed!"

[Guest wrxboy]

And in reference to my avatar:

Homer (when buying his fat man clothes): "I don't want to look like a freak, I'll just take a moo-moo."

[-carty]

Ralph : Hi princible skinster, hi super nintendo charlmers. Im learnding

Edited 25/06/04 04:46 AM by -jep

[plonky]

Chief Wiggum at a siege at Arpu's 7-11 " This is the Police....come out with your hands up....and bring something with coconut on it"

[ktford]

Donuts

Scotty