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oh oh .. and this one.

Dr Hibbard to Marge while homer is in hospital bed : Im afraid he needs a double coronary bypass, and that will cost $20,000.

Homer : (heart rate machine flatlines (You know the beeeeeeeep Noise))

Dr Hibbard : hmm make that $30,000

and

Homer : that doesnt sound like something id say

and again

Homer : Marge you have said that so often it has lost all meaning..

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  Cro said:
When Homers beer can explodes cause of Barts handy work:

Wiggum: There is beer exploding at the simpsons house, I am in pursuit on foot, we need peanuts, repeat we neat peanuts!!

I think he says preztels... repeat pretzels.. but I may be wrong

O h and how bout Bart: OOOOHHHHHHH my Ovaries

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Has anyone seen the episode with bill cosby? lol its very funnybut hard to explain what goes on.

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  Rusty05 said:
  Cro said:
When Homers beer can explodes cause of Barts handy work:

Wiggum: There is beer exploding at the simpsons house, I am in pursuit on foot, we need peanuts, repeat we neat peanuts!!

I think he says preztels... repeat pretzels.. but I may be wrong

O h and how bout Bart: OOOOHHHHHHH my Ovaries

It was!!! I knew it started with a P so I just said peanuts :P

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Marge talking to homer about mel gibson!!

marge to homer: lets make love! lights out

kissing noises etc lights on

homer to marge: you are thinking about me arent you marge?

marge to homer: UUUUUMMMM Yeah!

Marge to homer: You are thinking about me aren't you?

Homer to marge: I will now!!!!!

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  JB said:
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.

Bart: Right, the leprechaun.

Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Ms Hoover: Ralph you do that?

Ralph: The leprechauns made me do it. :w00t2:

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What have you guys started????

Grandpa: At my age, Death is waiting at every corner... aaah! Death!

Lisa: That's Maggie.

Grandpa: Oh, sorry, as I was saying... AAAH! Death!

Lisa: That's Snowball.

Grandpa: Oh, sorry, AAAH! Death!

Lisa: That's Maggie again.

:pooh::sick:

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