favorite simpsons quotes!

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  bcl said:

Bart, when defending himself

"I didn't do it"

"nobody saw me do it"

"you can't prove a thing"

"One of the other Barts did it" :lol:

vik

[Rusty05]

Professor frink: "Hoy didde how wwwbbbbllleeee a hoi with the pushing and the poking"

Comic Book Guy: (in a wheel barrow) OOhhhh loneliness and burritos dont mix!!!

Skinner " Its school business mother"

HOMER: "Why you little!!!!"

MARGE: " Hmmmmmmmmmm"

Ok I admit I watch way to much simpsons!!!

Edited 24/06/04 10:58 PM by Rusty05

[Macktheknife]

Doh.

[Benny]

Smithers' Computer: "Hello Smithers you are quite good at turning me on".

Moes Tavern Crank call:

Moe: "Moes Tavern"

Bart: "Hello could I speak to a Amanda Hugnkiss"

Moe: "Just a second I'll check, Amanda Hugnkiss, Amanda Hugnkiss, come on you guys I need a Man to Hug and kiss.

Otto Man: "My Name is Otto I like to to get Blotto"

I think I could go on forever cuz I've seen every episode what seems like a thousand times.

[Kato]

One of the best and way over kids heads as usual:

MARGE; Homey do you know why I love you??

HOMER; Umm, Cause I knocked you up?

[-carty]

Homer : Come onf FAT, dont fail me now!

[ducatijb]

Homer:Tomorrow I am going to work and punch Lenny in the back of the head

Chief Wiggin:He called me Chief Piggim......wait a minute,now I get it

[JB]

Hi Everbody!

Hi Dr Nick!

[dankman]

This one was on the other day.

The holloween episode I think it was where Homer was king kong.

Marge went to get on the boat on the start of the journey,

Burns: Do you think you can get on with this crowd?

Smithers: I dont believe Women and Seaman should mix at all Sir.

And the best one

Marge is arresting Homer when she decided to be a cop.

Marge: Homer you have the right to remain silent.

Homer: Well I choose to waive that right. BLAAAAHHHHHHGIIII BA! etc.

[plonky]

Chief Wiggum " This is Chief Wiggum, I'm in a pursuit.....on a road....and....it's dark outside.......Oh I don;t even know where I am"

Mr Burns " Smithers..release the hounds"

Mr Burns " Smithers..release the flying monkeys.....oh well, back to the laboratory"