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l pinched this from another forum l spam on. Any forum wh0re would recognise some of the patterns in this!

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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

7 people to post. can this be made a sticky?

46 reporting it as spam because the "lightbulb" company does not sponsor their forum

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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  Dagabond said:
What about the 1 to report a :spoton: ...... :w00t2:

What about the 1 that asks for a link the reposted thread? :lol:

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What about one to take the original (dry) thread and add a little light humour to liven it up a touch? :gooff: :tosser:

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  Dagabond said:
What about the 1 to report a :tosser: ...... :gooff:

:gooff:

Must have missed that one.

Sh!t happens.

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  Falchoon said:
What about the 3 to ask if it's an ADR compliant light bulb.....

beat me to it by this much mate :tosser:

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