curious Member 504 Member For: 21y 3m 2d Location: sun, beach and plenty of T T's Posted 27/05/04 11:00 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:00 AM Off the topic boys and grils but I have to share this...Gone on this date with an absolute hottie, dinner goes well, off to the movies to see Troy. I figure what the heck Brad PITT can do the hard work and get her all worked up and ill go in for the kill.I was quite smitten with myself for taking this girl out as she was a good 8 to 8.5. Anyway its near the end of the movie and they find the horse on the beach and they wheel it in the gates of Troy. She then leans over to me and says "this movie is so predicatable, I bet there is people in the horse". I was going to let it slide but unfortunately the people behind and next to me did not. I just quickly said to her "your right, look at the size of it, its possible" and took a huge mouthful of jaffas.But wait there is more.... after it is all over we stand up and the lights come on, clearly identifiying ourselfs and she says "Well I thought Brad PITTS characters' real name was Troy and achillies was his nickname".Professional opinions here please crew on what to do......Yes I did tap it to, that good looking she might have been Forest GUMP and I still would have gone there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms700 Moderating Team 10,170 Member For: 22y 4d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 27/05/04 11:02 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:02 AM Who paid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasQLD Lifetime Members 1,197 Member For: 22y 1m 30d Gender: Male Location: Albany Creek QLD Posted 27/05/04 11:03 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:03 AM dump her she knows nothing about movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 5m 16d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 27/05/04 11:09 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:09 AM CuriousAs per yor moniker are you still curious ? or does the prospect of a future of great sex and mind numbing conversation still appeal."morning dearest one or two eggs in your coffee " Sorry mate. Very funny story. :lol: The prospects for cheap shots are enormous , you obviously have thought of a few yourself,she was blonde wasn't she ........sorry girlsCracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TypeHoon Guests Posted 27/05/04 11:11 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:11 AM Thanks for ruining the movie for me....... People in horses pfft, as if...... You ask for our opinion's yet you tell us nought about the Tap and all about some silly arse movie.......you want an opinion, get your damn priorities straight man. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra potty trained Lifetime Members 1,938 Member For: 21y 9m 10d Gender: Male Posted 27/05/04 11:12 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:12 AM just enjoy yourself mate.... tell her that it is her turn to pay for the next movie ... ... tell her that's the way it works ... tell her anything ..... were you feeling lonely during the date ?? :lol: *** no offence to women intended *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 5m 16d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 27/05/04 11:18 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:18 AM I will watch this thread with interest. Sites funniest thread ? Mods get them bannin fingers ready. I've got a feeling about this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Member 504 Member For: 21y 3m 2d Location: sun, beach and plenty of T T's Posted 27/05/04 11:20 AM Author Share Posted 27/05/04 11:20 AM Thanks for ruining the movie for me....... People in horses pfft, as if...... You ask for our opinion's yet you tell us nought about the Tap and all about some silly arse movie.......you want an opinion, get your damn priorities straight man. :lol: yea they even wound up the winch. Yea I paid. then she did........ I just cringed at the thought if I met her when the lord of the Rings was released Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypnodoc It's All In Your Mind Gold Donating Members 2,198 Member For: 21y 3m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 27/05/04 11:30 AM Share Posted 27/05/04 11:30 AM Off the topic boys and grils but I have to share this...Gone on this date with an absolute hottie, dinner goes well, off to the movies to see Troy. I figure what the heck Brad PITT can do the hard work and get her all worked up and ill go in for the kill.I was quite smitten with myself for taking this girl out as she was a good 8 to 8.5. Anyway its near the end of the movie and they find the horse on the beach and they wheel it in the gates of Troy. She then leans over to me and says "this movie is so predicatable, I bet there is people in the horse". I was going to let it slide but unfortunately the people behind and next to me did not. I just quickly said to her "your right, look at the size of it, its possible" and took a huge mouthful of jaffas.But wait there is more.... after it is all over we stand up and the lights come on, clearly identifiying ourselfs and she says "Well I thought Brad PITTS characters' real name was Troy and achillies was his nickname".Professional opinions here please crew on what to do......Yes I did tap it to, that good looking she might have been Forest GUMP and I still would have gone there. :lol: Sounds like a nice new shiney T with heaps of appeal, but dogged by ECU probs, as things begin so they usually end, and beauty does have a way of fading into complacency for the beholder. If you had a good conquest but her wires don't appear to be properly connected all you'll get in the future is short circuits. Never forget THERES THREE BILLION OF THEM WANDERING AROUND ON THE PLANET, still Curious enjoy it while you can, but from the experience I've had in my line of work, intelligent people don't last long with those of a more challenged IQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Member 504 Member For: 21y 3m 2d Location: sun, beach and plenty of T T's Posted 27/05/04 11:35 AM Author Share Posted 27/05/04 11:35 AM Off the topic boys and grils but I have to share this...Gone on this date with an absolute hottie, dinner goes well, off to the movies to see Troy. I figure what the heck Brad PITT can do the hard work and get her all worked up and ill go in for the kill.I was quite smitten with myself for taking this girl out as she was a good 8 to 8.5. Anyway its near the end of the movie and they find the horse on the beach and they wheel it in the gates of Troy. She then leans over to me and says "this movie is so predicatable, I bet there is people in the horse". I was going to let it slide but unfortunately the people behind and next to me did not. I just quickly said to her "your right, look at the size of it, its possible" and took a huge mouthful of jaffas.But wait there is more.... after it is all over we stand up and the lights come on, clearly identifiying ourselfs and she says "Well I thought Brad PITTS characters' real name was Troy and achillies was his nickname".Professional opinions here please crew on what to do......Yes I did tap it to, that good looking she might have been Forest GUMP and I still would have gone there.:lol: Sounds like a nice new shiney T with heaps of appeal, but dogged by ECU probs, as things begin so they usually end, and beauty does have a way of fading into complacency for the beholder. If you had a good conquest but her wires don't appear to be properly connected all you'll get in the future is short circuits. Never forget THERES THREE BILLION OF THEM WANDERING AROUND ON THE PLANET, still Curious enjoy it while you can, but from the experience I've had in my line of work, intelligent people don't last long with those of a more challenged IQ. in your line of work Doc you would have the luxury of choice....actually let us all know, is it true or myth that they flood in for the white coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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