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  Honest Gaza said:
Cro

There is an old Maori Legend that tells of how Blueprint XR’s came in to existence. It says that the factory had a boy who worked there and he was known as a bit of a loose canon. It seems he watched too many Clint Eastwood movies.

Anyway, according to legend, this boy had the job of spray painting all of the cars which apparently are born with the Blueprint colour ( go figure ). It just so happened, his spray gun was bigger than all of the other spray guns used within the factory.

One day he was daydreaming while putting another coat of paint on some of the cars and couldn’t remember where he was up to. He could be heard saying to the cars…..

“I know what you’re thinking. Did he spray the cars four times, or did he only spray twice. Well in all the confusion, I kinda lost count myself. But being this is a big mother-f*cker spraygun, and can blow your colour clean off….you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky….well do ya ???”

Those that felt lucky, and welcomed the extra coats of paint…ended up with shiny Mercury Silver.

Those that didn’t have the balls to accept the challenge….remained as Blueprint.

……..so the legend goes.

Oh.....Good one Honest Man.

Got him right on the chin.

I can see you have the same sense of style, wit, and obvious love of good things like smarties and truth as does Truthful Macka.

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  pym said:
Ken - My I be the first to welcome you to TEAM BLUEPRINT ...

NO, you may NOT be the first to welcome me to Team BlueSucksSpew ... you may however, be the first to root ya boot! :beeer:

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  Cro said:
Skirmish really showed me one thing...

There is a big difference between the leader of Team HgAg, and Team Blueprint...

Team Blueprint as a whole on one hand is strong, willing to take anything that's thrown at them and fight back with more. :beeer:

So who's the leader of Team Spewprint then? :blush:

Surely not the guy that received at least 39 direct hits? You'd have to wonder about someone like that, at least Ken has enough sense to get out of the line of fire! :lol:

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  Falchoon said:
  Cro said:
Skirmish really showed me one thing...

There is a big difference between the leader of Team HgAg, and Team Blueprint...

Team Blueprint as a whole on one hand is strong, willing to take anything that's thrown at them and fight back with more.  :beeer:

So who's the leader of Team Spewprint then? :blush:

Surely not the guy that received at least 39 direct hits? You'd have to wonder about someone like that, at least Ken has enough sense to get out of the line of fire! :lol:

Pretty much sums it up doesn’t it.

The HgAg owner doesn’t need to draw attention to himself and is more comfortable being camouflaged in the background.

Meanwhile the Blueprint owner feels the need to be the centre of attention, saying ‘Look at me. Look at me”, and subsequently gets the cr p shot out of him.

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  Falchoon said:
So who's the leader of Team Spewprint then?

Surely not the guy that received at least 39 direct hits? You'd have to wonder about someone like that, at least Ken has enough sense to get out of the line of fire! :lol:

:beeer:Red! Why thank you for the un-expected, un-solicited support. :blush:

You know, I've always felt a "slight" affinity with the more "reddish" colours in the range. :k24t:

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  Falchoon said:
at least Ken has enough sense to get out of the line of fire! :lol:

LMAO :pooh:

Ran like a chicken, sound's like you'd do the same thing Ross

Couldn't be a man and take it all, had to be a chicken :huh:

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Not sure you understand the concept of wargames Cro...that is the whole idea to not get hit! :pooh: Tactics, strategics and planning combined with a bit of cunning is what it's all about. By the sounds of it in a real battle situation you would of been stone cold dead after about 5 minutes! :huh: Not a good way to help out your team (or maybe it is...).

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  Falchoon said:
Not sure you understand the concept of wargames Cro...that is the whole idea to not get hit! :wub: Tactics, strategics and planning combined with a bit of cunning is what it's all about. By the sounds of it in a real battle situation you would of been stone cold dead after about 5 minutes! :pooh: Not a good way to help out your team (or maybe it is...).

:wub: ... don't waste your breath mate ... he's happy with his trophy and his battle scars, let's just leave it at that ... :huh:

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  Falchoon said:
Not sure you understand the concept of wargames Cro...that is the whole idea to not get hit! :pooh: Tactics, strategics and planning combined with a bit of cunning is what it's all about. By the sounds of it in a real battle situation you would of been stone cold dead after about 5 minutes! :huh:  Not a good way to help out your team (or maybe it is...).

So what was the team outcome on the day?

Whose team won.... was it the team including Haggers? or the team including CRO and the Blueprints?

just wanting to know, as I wasn't able to get the Rat Patrol Ute to the skirmish.... or as someone put it when they saw Ken running..... SQUIRMISH ! :lol:

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