You Know you own a FALCON

[MISSXR]

  jetute said:

when you drive through the mackas drive through and the chick sticks her head out the window after hearing a loud clunk,thinking that you have hit something. You pull up to the window and tell her not to worry, that shes only listening to fords complimentary extras... and that it really is very normal

OMG That's funny.... :lol:

[Mondie]

when you wish you were in something else

[plonky]

When you have great people like Ken, Chris, Antoinette, Kitty etc etc etc get onto a Forum such as this one and extol the virtues of a great car such as the Ford Falcon XR series !!!!

(If that's not a big crawl job I don't know what is)

[ktford]

  plonky said:

When you have great people like Ken, Chris, Antoinette, Kitty etc etc etc get onto a Forum such as this one and extol the virtues of a great car such as the Ford Falcon XR series !!!!

(If that's not a big crawl job I don't know what is)

Could hear the suction up here in Brissy

Scotty CCC

[KEN 24T]

  Redhawk said:

....Your waiting at the lights and the gorgeous blonde in the Porche next to you runs her tongue up the drivers side window while she is undoing the buttons of her blouse!

:o

One day Al, I'd love to take a (miniture) voyage through the festering cess-pool that is your mind. You are truely "unique". :o :o

[KEN 24T]

You know you own a FALCON when:

1) You can't think properly before driving because of the full robot chubby.

2) You can't steer properly whilst driving because of the full robot chubby.

3) You can't walk properly after driving because of the full robot chubby.

hmmmm, I see a theme developing here.

[sixfan]

In my experience:

when you select 5th with some trepidation and wince as it crunches in.

when you let a mate drive your car and he orders one

when you keep up with a motorbike going as fast as he can on the stuart highway

when you undo the oil cap with stilsons

when you replace a smashed foglight for the 3rd time

[KrasH]

- When, you're just over 2 metres tall and you don't have to put the seat all the way back (unlike my pulsar SSS)

- When you're at the lights and the only cars that want a go can be beaten by your dad's mazda E2000 truck :(

- When a fellow T driver gives a wave or a thumbs up

- When you have a FordXR6Turbo.com sticker on your car (it'd be funny to see one on a crummydore though)

[MISSXR]

*when you're the only one who owns a Ford at your work ( very sad carpark).

* When arrive at work with you new car and they tell you it looks like the space shuttle AU

[ubyte]

As you dont have those pesky squeeking noises while

- moving forward - squeeking from the rear axles

- turning - squeeking from rear axles and power steering

like every flammen vy I & ii c'dore does.