RICE or NOT RICE

[JB]

  Lumpen Proletariat said:

  flukeyluke said:

If we are still on the topic of what's rice, I think the attached qualifies ( apologies if it is a forum members car )

Hey Look, a BA XR I WOULDN'T want to own

HEY don't let Blown BA here you talking about his T like that!

[geea]

  JB said:

In relation to going off topic as you can see Geea has some major issues with Sandles! Apparently to him they also qualify as Rice!!

JB that's exactly what I was trying to say. I just couldn't find the right words.

Geea.

[Cobra]

  geea said:

Here is my slant on the sandal thing.

I recall a lot of movies about the roman empire and all the gay romans wore sandals. I havn't been able to change this perception so I have ever since associated sandals with homosexuals. Its sort of the same with purple cars. (oops did I say that out loud?)

Don't even get me started on sandals with socks. If your going to wear socks put on bloody shoes.

Geea.

if you are wearing footwear that is not properly secured to your feet and are caught driving a motor vehicle .... it is against the law

where are my steel toed boots ??

taking no chances with this sandals rumour

[JB]

BLKXRT don't fall into the category of not having style! Don't be one of those blokes who stands looking at a georgous girl with some guy thinking 'how did he get her'? :lol:

In Geea's case he does not understand, he looks at women all day so does not understand the normal world we live in.

Mate it's the sandles! Good footwear always get's the women, there was even a poll on it :lol:

[plonky]

  TurboDewd said:

newxr

no offence old chap but your poll doesnt work very well. I mean its not worded right. Whether something is rice or not depends on the whole car really. One thing is for sure in my books, these things are rice:

*painted windscreen wipers

*after-market aluminium wings

*excessive lowering (which is usually in combo with large rims)

*cutting ya springs for lowering purposes

*excessive use of product stickers

*excessively large exhaust tips

That stuff is ricier than fried rice

Pure gold jerry, pure gold!

[plonky]

To establish it further

Rice:

Stickers on bottom of the windscreen in chrome type letters publishing things like "Rigoli" (I feel sorry for them) and the like

Single windscreen wipers

Seat laid right back as if you had amrs like a chimpanzee

Doof doof stereo or big subs on the back seat/inside boot

Neons underneath the car

Illuminated windscreen washers

Fog lights permanently turned on

Performance stickers plastered down the front guard

Checker plate floor mats and number plate surrounds

Twin exhaust outlets on four cylinder cars

Noisy blow off valves

WRX hood scoops

Headlight "eyebrows"

Fully sik bodykits (Veilside etc)

Slammed suspension (less than 50 mm clearance) or springs removed to lower it

Rampod filters and 5 inch fart can at the back

Gauges up the A pillar

18/19/20 inch rims on a car with the maximum rim allowable (tyre placard) of 15/16/17inch

Spinner hubcap attachments for alloy wheels

Furry toys on the dash board

VDU displays on the dashboard

orange/yellow/cream etc etc etc leather covered interior

Electronic Blow off valve sound for NA engines

The list goes on

[JB]

  plonky said:

Electronic Blow off valve sound for NA engines

Plonky are you for real?

[Kato]

We know what to buy Plonky for his Birthday the boxed DVD set of Fast and the Furious 1 & 2 :lol:

[ZAP]

All I can say plonky is:

I cannot disagree with any items listed, but you forgot:

Hand painted grey or black feature pannels

home made whale tails on crap cars

black steel bonnet (made to look like CF)

cheap K-Mart catz eye driving lights

white/black/silver plastic lettering on the back window with statements like "full sik commadore" "da bom" "sik lover" "etc"

vortex exhaust tips that make a car pretend its turbo

sun banners on the top of the screen like Expensive Daewoo or NIZMO

neon ANYTHING especially the bloody valve caps

Fake intercoolers

Fake badges like VTI-R on a stock civic, or Turbo on a NA laser

Fake stickers like TRD or NIZMO on cars without these parts

Drivers wearing condom beanies or hats the wrong way round

Anything hanging from a mirror

Any asian writing stickers

This is only what I can think of in 5 mins. I am sure this list can be added to.

ZAP

[Blown BA]

  plonky said:

To establish it further

Rice:

Stickers on bottom of the windscreen in chrome type letters publishing things like "Rigoli" (I feel sorry for them) and the like

Single windscreen wipers

Seat laid right back as if you had amrs like a chimpanzee

Doof doof stereo or big subs on the back seat/inside boot

Neons underneath the car

Illuminated windscreen washers

Fog lights permanently turned on

Performance stickers plastered down the front guard

Checker plate floor mats and number plate surrounds

Twin exhaust outlets on four cylinder cars

Noisy blow off valves

WRX hood scoops

Headlight "eyebrows"

Fully sik bodykits (Veilside etc)

Slammed suspension (less than 50 mm clearance) or springs removed to lower it

Rampod filters and 5 inch fart can at the back

Gauges up the A pillar

18/19/20 inch rims on a car with the maximum rim allowable (tyre placard) of 15/16/17inch

Spinner hubcap attachments for alloy wheels

Furry toys on the dash board

VDU displays on the dashboard

orange/yellow/cream etc etc etc leather covered interior

Electronic Blow off valve sound for NA engines

The list goes on

How bout blue and red lights on top of car :lol: