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I haven't dipped my dingle in a while, too stressed. Might poke when I go to bed Goodnight beautiful Triggered

Am I talking about belly buttons or cawk warmers. Only I know Hmmmm innie and outie So a neatly wrapped kebab

Keif, does she have a innie or outie

If I was Keith, I'd be getting my cawk licked while merging posts. I'd be the da bestest IT hamster

Does it really matter?

I did say, I'll fark you till you love me

Thanks, I surprise myself sometimes. I'm a idiot savant

My ten commandments 1. Dont steal my sh*t 2. Dont be a ohmo unless your a hot lesbian 3. No race mixing. 4. Women can not work in any way, unless its jelly wrestling. 5. Men must have 7 wives, no more, no less.one for each day of the week. 6. Women control the husbands riches 7. No divorce from any wife unless she a hoe 8. Cats are supreme and above man 9.smoke and drink till you die 10. Dont mix coke with mentos

I'm going to write my own bible. Yes it will have pictures of cats in it.

Well the quran has rougher pages, so better for wiping my ass

Pussy Cat

Fine, I'll stahp. But crusader memes are funny.

Sounds like Chivas didn't ring you back after a rough night and now your bitter, angry and have a sore bum.😂 Its not that bad

Still have half a bottle of Chivas reagal left Woooooot

Should have done it for fun anyway. The Audi would have broken down haha

Not enough power to move forward but enough to create lift, so it just glides while staying nearly stationary .

Hello princess fluff from cornwall I am eager to help but require payment of nude/box shots of said self to pursue in a quest to help thee. Please confirm bank account and pin also to help me transfer cubic zirconia into swiss cheese account.. Your forever Catboy( not affiliated with batman) What fuel did you put in it? Does it run on 98 or E85. I'm guessing it's a e85 tune and you keep putting 98 in it. Slowly it's been running like crap. And now won't drive anymore..

Car cutting out could be a million things. We would all love to help but you need to give more information to what its doing, what you have checked etc.

Being white is pretty offensive 😏❤

My days of wearing provocative shirts are over, I find nudity more insulting to people.

Judging by the way you have a door stopper on intercooler piping, a bolt rammed into a vacuum line and uncut zip ties, The previous owner of your 520kw car really gave zero rats balls about quality. If your car isn't working its safe to say some cheap parts are in your car and they have failed. Take it to a mechanic/ tuner that has worked on modified xr6 turbos Also that oil catch can is doing jack sh*t.

Do you have fuel in your car?

I have a cockroach on a string for my entertainment