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My taste buds have gone to sh*t anyway working on boats, breathing fumes and poison all day.

I'll drink goon, I don't drink for the taste. I drink to get drunk

Party at puffs, hes already got 4 waiters to serve drinks

Yeeeeeeeeeees, long weekend started 😁 you suckers are still working

@skidxr6t I worked in karratha, what a hole. I loved wearing long pants, long shirt, hard hat in a 50c container. @Princess Fluffy Were all very jealous 😏

Anyone getting resident evil 2 today?

28c !!!! Where do you live. Antarctica Haha pretty sure it 78c here hahah

Fixed your pain yet rab

I can't stay in the shower forever

My ass feels like a horror movie, I've got such bad chafe everywhere from work this week. I walk into work now looking like I'm ready for a western shoot out

Yeah ive had the air on cranking for last 2 weeks straight . It's disgusting hot😨

So you're a hyper sexual midget princess that thinks like a man with little hands. JETurbodik is lucky to have you👌👌 must have thought on the first night together in the dark ,wow my wang feels enormous in her little hands . You must have said, sorry I don't smoke cigarettes.

Well judging by watch size, I'm putting you at 4 foot 9. I knew you were a midget. I like boluva watches, I have a nice mido watch👌

It's the men's strap on the watch, that's what put you off. Wide straps are for men for a reason. They make you look manlier

Have you been in that tub all day 😂 you'll get wrinkly

Very nice fluffy👌

6.1 84 kg Lanky muscly rake I am. Pretty sure I'm alien

Kill me

Yes Just Like This

She's a real self centered scum bag, he has kids to his ex wife. She complains that he has to pay child support, complains that it's her money and that he should only focus on her and the kids and forget about his other kids. She even went as far as complaining about a calendar he put up in the house that his son made him for his birthday. It's all about her. I tell her to shut the eff up and that she should be grateful that he does everything, bought a house, only one working, is renovating the whole house by himself and so on. Bans him from drinking because if you drink it means you're unhappy. He'll leave her soon, I just know it. I'll be happy for him Haha, then I'll get to listen to her bitch about how useless he was and how hard life is as a single mother. For Christmas I bought her a sponge, wrapped it up and when she unwrapped it she didn't get it. I watched dave nearly sh*t his pants trying not to laugh. @MBAF That's what I said, her reply was, you don't understand how hard it is looking after a 3 and 2 year old. She's just lazy and entitled.

Yeah I really want to uppercut her as well.

Found out today my sister wants the government to pay for her kids to be in daycare while she sits at home and sponges of her husband. She doesn't work, refuses to work and was told she gets nothing. Silly bitch walked into a daycare demanding a cheaper rate because it's too expensive. There's nothing wrong with her, she can work. Just refuses to work like our mother. She only 32. I'm related to a living breathing sponge. I did warn the guy before he got married Haha. Now he's working his ass off being worn down to the point he fakes any illness to go to hospital just to get a break from the carnt.

When It comes up with skin tone for emojis. There's a mistake, the very bottom one should say it.......stole my bike. #dindunuffin

Today was sh*t, should have stuck with my gut instinct and stayed at home. Sweated my ass off, chafe on my balls, butt, legs,armpits. Not friends with someone at work anymore because I can't handle her BS anymore. Now I'm going to have my sh*tty cheeseburger for dinner, crawl in a hole and die. @Princess Fluffy Happy to see you're enjoying yourself on holiday. Come back tanned, fat and smiling

Aaahhh pooping while at work. Feels good