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ilk

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  1. Butt plugs wouldn't help me sleep eitherπŸ˜‚
  2. That's why men need a good women to de stress them after work πŸ˜‰ I dont have oneπŸ˜‚ women need to understand we are all simple, keep our balls empty and our stomachs full.
  3. @Rab Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
  4. I asked for a name change bit didn't get it
  5. Too much effort, I'd rather point my naked ass at the fan...... Actually doing that now, just so everyone knows, I'm typing this naked.πŸ™ˆ
  6. @masda74 You're not alone πŸ˜”
  7. @Miss Cornwall It's ok, I had a sh*t day too, I already cried. Now drowning my demons, even though they can swim haha. Too top it off with something really insignificant, I have mega bad chafe on my balls and booty. Walking around like a cowboy all day while everyone in the factory is mimicking me and giving me sh*t. Pretty funny πŸ˜‚ plus a 3 day weekend. Sounds good but it's not cause im casual scumbag and work for tight arse bosses. Incest museum πŸ™„
  8. Open your mouth, I'll pour the alcohol in for you.πŸ˜‚
  9. No one at work is either, shes has the personality of a shoe Hi miss cornwall
  10. Oh its deliberate, they always pressent to me when I walk on the boat haha. That's the bosses daughter, fyi. It's funny because he doesnt know she does all this. https://www.instagram.com/angiehansen/ I'll see if the other one has one, I'm gonna ask the new one for a butt shot haha, she seems friendly
  11. I'll try😏 I'll ask first obviously haha, im not the creeper that takes butt shots
  12. Sitting at work, having smoko. Thinking how I ended up here We got a new girl at work here, she wears tight active wear and gets real see through. She does a lot of bending over so day is good so far. Haha few of them wear tight active wear so it's good In general 😁
  13. Nah Christie's beach was where the abo's and young slurrys were. They didn't even have hot and spicy at KFC. Glenelg was where I got arrested for hitting a bouncer that kicked me down a flight of stairs, case of mistaken identity, he got a case of uppercut. Good times Is Elizabeth the posh rich area where you live?
  14. Poor people's pre made lasagna out of my second hand oven....
  15. @Princess Fluffy Adelaide...... glenelg and Christie's beach are the two places I lived. People are nicer in adelaide. Did see a lot of 15 year olds pushing prams, and abo's trying to fight me
  16. Awe cute, not looking forward to mine going to school. I'll miss him I think haha. But in saying that hes only 4 months old now
  17. Morning peeps, I thought it was Monday so I messed up and didn't take the bin out
  18. Getting up at 3:30 am so I can have the privilege of force feeding myself, fighting traffic to get to work, being harrassed to finish a job that has unreasonable deadlines only too make someone else more money than I'll earn and be grateful to do so..... Makes me feel goooooooood.
  19. Well that makes sense, didn't know blackouts were that common where you are , must suck mega balls. I can't even remember the last blackout. It's been years
  20. Geez just looked, a tesla power wall is 12k. Plus solar on top of that and a few thousand to install. So all up 20k as a minimum, If the batteries are like the car ones, I'll get 10 years out of it. Seems expensive compared to the money I'll actually save, which looks to be zero with those numbers. I'll stick to peasant life and run a extension cable from the neighbors outside socket
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