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ilk

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  1. Get em fatty. You can do it
  2. I've wasted many years in skyrim @Psshhhht Well, I've never had to worry about what I eat, and if I do gain weight over the holidays it just melts off the first week I'm back at work.
  3. Yeah the struggle is real putting on weight, it's the same feeling as trying to lose weight for you fatties. Think you gained weight, do a sh*t and end up being lighter
  4. Same height as me then. I'm a measly 84kg, want to get to 100 I was 97 when I worked in adelaide. Gotta love being fed and paid lotsa monies and not working hard
  5. Yeah we are all insane
  6. How tall are you? 70kg hamster, so the profile pic is true. That's a huge ass @Miss Cornwall That steak looks more cooked this time haha was farking raw last time. Should have made the sheets dirty then put clean ones on
  7. What adorable tiny feet you have, I think mine are twice the size 😂
  8. I'll take pic curling 22kg dumbbells. Cause spaghetti arms😂
  9. Don't hurt yourself old man
  10. Everyone take gym selfies tomorrow. See who's actually doing something
  11. 5 kg of muscle, geez. I'd love that. That would take me like 2 years. I platue really fast strength wise, unfortunately I hate food, hate eating, I see it as such a chore. I gotta force feed myself three times a day.....yeah I know, hand in my man card😂
  12. @.Stripes. Sure, I'd love to swap metabolism. Sick of being a skinny bitch
  13. Lol Read the description Proves your brain is useless
  14. @Miss Cornwall Just controlling my vast infinite amount of rage by hugging cats. looking for a new career otherwise I'm going to rob banks and burn down mosques to keep me entertained. How have you been beautiful?😘 hows your ankle? Also why are you all you fat carnts dieting, is this a new years resolution 😂 am I the only man that struggles to put weight on... FML
  15. Cabinet maker...... I'd rather cut my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon.
  16. And hearts
  17. Why is everyone worried about a few hundred rpm, if your going to race someone you'll be up in the revs anyway brake boosting that sh*t and snapping driveshafts.
  18. The young silly carnt at work smashed 30k worth of glass.... I can only say stop moving the trolley 47 times before something was going to happen. Dumb dog even looked at me with surprise and said, could have told me I was going to hit the glass. I did you farking retard, you were looking at me and I was yelling, stop stop stop stop, gradually getting louder. Still wonders why I call him shaggy. Kill me
  19. I put mine on the roof, max airflow
  20. Fark you both, I laughed and watermelon came out my nose
  21. Sorry, sub 300 club....... Peasant Nah joking, hope your happy with it mate.
  22. If your talking about this Does it have nipples in it It was rab and Keith fighting. They were like a married couple. You could tell there was a power struggle but they really just wanted to kiss.
  23. Nah keep them, they got 10 more years left
  24. All my undies have holes in them, they are worn so thin it's like tissue paper.
  25. Rab, I'm gonna asstroll project into your butt with my finger. Then you'll believe.
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