Well I did turn the tables around on her today, she wanted me to lick her cat. So I picked the cat up and kissed it.
Also funny story, on Sunday she offered to make bacon and eggs. She started ranting and raving about the eggs not being done right and it was my fault.
Confused, I merely stated the fact that I was in bed, you made the eggs but it's my fault they didn't turn out right?
What followed was me calling her a lunatic and I asked for rice bubbles and a bourban, FYI crunchy jack daniels is a bad mix.
So Sunday I got cat hair in my mouth, under fed, headache from bourbon, and I got my first electricity bill.....
Considering I ran it for 8 weeks straight day and night, I was expecting a massive bill. I was in credit $16 woot🤪