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ilk

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  1. You must be a leftie, BCB. A faaaaar left kinda guy. Not saying that to offend you, but it's a mental illness. Also please dont get offended by something you read in the internet. It's a public forum, people are going to speak what's on their mind. I'm probably half your age, I'm not as mature as you. I also have no filter, which means I don't lie and also dont care. I still love you
  2. @HRM Fluff of Cornwall She's acts innocent, but when I call her out on it, she turns into MY slut😏 I can either be boring or treat her like a hoe, make her gag etc. The moistness don't lie
  3. Welcome to the internet, you must be new here. Also, when I say all women are sluts, I mean that all women in a sense like to be treated like one to a certain extent when it comes to hanky panky time.
  4. What's so good about the donating members lounge? Tell me now
  5. Not sure if angry at me or asking if I like amusing myself in a retard way. Did I hit a nerve BBC, did a bike fall on you and you got stuck.
  6. I didn't know what ipa means. I just assumed cider because it said tropical citrus
  7. Hey, wasn't a hard fall. It was more like a slow mo fall because she stalled it and lost her balance. She's the retard for stopping in the middle of the road and nearly getting rear ended by a car, then casually doing a sh*t carnt u turn making opposite traffic slow down for her. She could have gone 30 meters up the road and turned into a side street. Maybe she realised she hadn't downed 100 chicken nuggets yet and had to go back asap. Serves the fat bitch right for nearly causing other accidents and riding a bike she can't handle. I have no sympathy for special people. I'm the victim here, the earthquake that followed when that fat troglodyte hit the ground shook my car so much It nearly flipped my car.
  8. I hope they do, I'll sell my xr6 turbo for 70k haha
  9. @OZYWALKER What drink is that? A cider?
  10. I can't find where to delete mine either, but I'm on my phone.
  11. Put account details and password on here and I'll do it for you😘
  12. It's a bit bigger than thatπŸ™„
  13. @.Stripes. I'm the one with the super high libido, mrs was the opposite . I changed it because it was affecting us. Me getting her a toy changed things and giving her more time to herself. Now she wants seks all the time, sounds gay but I turn down BJs now because it too often πŸ˜‚ But I understand what you're saying
  14. I'm just throwing my opinion out there, you dont have to listen to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜ I'm actually a virgin πŸ˜”
  15. How is s factory exhaust not proper? A exhaust is literally just a pipe from the turbo, I'm not chasing more power, plus its already 3 inch throughout. I'm only removing another muffler
  16. say what you want. But were simple human beings. All women are sluts, men are stupid and think with their dicks. We all like to get off, and if a seks toy brings a little bit of happiness and spice to life, why not. I got my mrs a new toy, she's moister than a oyster most days now. Win for me. Dont have to spit on it now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆ yeah I've had a few rums. Wanna wrestle
  17. Funny story time, silly bitch in front of me did a uturn while stopping traffic, nearly made it but stalled her bike. Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike. Dont ask why I had a bath duck in my car. All the white knights stopped their cars and came running.... haha simps @.Stripes. Buy her a seks toy. And give her time to herself. No one likes being smothered, every one needs alone time. Doooo iiiiitttttt
  18. I got my bj, and seks. And a mouthfull of pussy. And a bottle of rum. Win win
  19. Maybe just tie her up and treat her like a slut. Lick her booty hole
  20. Does your wine room have chainsπŸ˜‚
  21. How is your mansion going? Got a dungeon made yet with secret doors. That would be so cool. Or even a wine cellar.....
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