ilk
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This is the closest thing I could find to your twitter
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Now you sound like my friend when I asked what hospital she was having her surgery in😂 You women are so confusing
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You first What's your twitter I have a 167000 views on me being a sh*t carnt at COD I win
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Brings me back to my original comment I made a few days ago. Keep our stomachs full and balls empty. Ha, they both said leave, she had the look on her face like, fark. I was gonna make gay boy fight for me. Oh well, back to threesomes on tinder
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Ning is the same, bunch of kids and she thinks she's special. Acts like a carnt but all she has to offer is a clapped out hole and a sh*t personality. Most of the women on this show are a lost cause
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I'm invested now too
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Yeah Carell is like the girl I'm friends with at work. Everything is my fault and she complains every friend she's had in her life walks out on her. The show is a good example I can give her to show her what she's like.
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Poor trent. I feel for you man. Stay strong man. No Im not taking the piss out of you
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I'm watching it too, the virgin is either super gay or super religious. He pretty much lost his virginity to a slut. Nows he angry Haha. She's been walled out by 100 guys and now she wants the nice guy. And the lunatic Cyril, the Filipino/gorilla face is hilarious to watch. I want to punch her in the face.
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Grab her from behind and just call your wife fluffy, and jeturbo can call fluffy admin as if. See who can hold on the longest. Longest wins a cookie
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He say " gobble my knobble" She say " slurp ma derp" Neighbour yells " close your I ❤️ Bananasing blinds" Did massive tree kill in the front and back yard, now I look like a tomato and my butt cheeks are burnt. Might have the day off. I'll send them a text saying "not coming in today, can't wear pants, my ass is red raw" That'll keep them guessing😏
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@HRM Fluff of Cornwall Tazzanz said needs more snags, you said you had one for lunch, I thought you were implying you had a pen*s for lunch. Sausage with a mushroom on top.... see above pic. Sausage is the shaft, mushroom is the head. Joke ruined🙄
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Fluff is worse than me, she just gets away with it because she has boobs and a wizard sleeve.
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Sausage with mushroom on top...
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Just for me😍 thanks babe
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ilk replied to El Andrew's topic in Driveline Workshop
You forgot last step.... Crack a can and enjoy your creation -
@Admin (as if) Still alive
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Yeah black ops 1 and 2 were good, cod 4. Modern warfare 1 2 3. Then it died in the ass with jumping around like a I <3 Bananasing spastic with exotic suits in advanced warfare. I gave up after that. Turned to battlefield
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So what was the outcome? Your obviously alive and at home
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Sick trophy👌
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I've only got ww2 on ps4.
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Game on mole. Still play, I gave up a while ago😂
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Pfffft, the amount of women that claim they are good at COD, They all suck. I'm number 1 Back to the kitchen wench, before you break a nail. People these days couldn't handle the sh*t talk in lobbies from the MW2 days now. They would all cry to their mummy and call the police
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Ha made you squirt.
