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ilk

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  1. I only have 20 years left on mine, @masda74 buy a new supra.
  2. ilk

    Help boost cut

    Only 5 psi more and it will make 400 kw
  3. I suggest you get a loan and buy a new supra..... Then let me drive it , and wash it, and hug it, and love it....
  4. Its ok, women are heartless creatures that will RIP your insides out and still play the victim.
  5. ilk

    Help boost cut

    I was told mine was stock. But it was tuned. Just take it to a tuner with a dyno.
  6. If you look at your own character, you'll realise you pretty thin. You are nothing. A conscious that was given a name, and a few ideas. That's us. Enjoying our meaningless lifes https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk Make your own song, it's hilarious.πŸ˜‚ I tried the dating profile generator. This is fun. I sound like a catch. Could you be that special gracious (but not deranged) one for an optimistic housekeeper? Hey, How are you? I read your profile and you sound gracious. Are you interested in boxing? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm predatory and you'll have noticed my skinny toes. I hope these won't be a problem for you? Looking through your photos, you look very spiky and extremely moist. I particularly like your ruddy fingers. You're not deranged though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody deranged, so please put me out of my misery. Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my Woman, Hamster to the vet and said, "My Woman is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Hamster up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature." Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down." Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?" "No, because she's really heavy." Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping end users. My job as a housekeeper is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very optimistic man. Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how optimistic I can be. Wow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  7. Keith is cool as a ice. So I made a rap for you. By I love kittensA Rap Yeah, yeah Ayo, Members, it's time. It's time, Members (aight, Members, begin). Straight out the stupid dungeons of rap. The pixie drops deep as does my snail. I never kick, 'cause to kick is the wife of hail. Beyond the walls of cats, life is defined. I think of Love, hamster, quief when I'm in a Xr6 turbo forums state of mind. Hope the entail got some trail. My pale don't like no dirty hail. Run up to the scale and get the rail. In a Xr6 turbo forums state of mind. What more could you ask for? The crazy pixie? You complain about Smelly vag,. I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the nixie. I'm rappin' to the flamingo, And I'm gonna move your lingo. Sweaty, grubby, divorced, like a bat Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rat. I can't take the Smelly vag,, can't take the banana. I woulda tried to laugh I guess I got no cabana. I'm rappin' to the lingo, And I'm gonna move your flamingo. Yea, yaz, in a Xr6 turbo forums state of mind. When I was young my wife had a caveat. I waz kicked out without no cat. I never thought I'd see that rat. Ain't a soul alive that could take my wife's hat. A little sausage is quite the bossage. Thinking of Love, hamster, quief. Yaz, thinking of Love, hamster, quief.
  8. Geez, break the guys heart why dont you πŸ’”
  9. At least we know who caused our epilepsyπŸ˜‚ I'm sure it wouldn't be bad on a PC, but on a phone. Christ, it's like a MK ultra tactic to get me to wash my socks
  10. Agree, its giving me eye aids
  11. Didn't I say shut your pretty little mouth when the men are talking. I miss infowars, it was entertaining at least
  12. @bloodycrashboy I said it from the beginning and no one believed meπŸ˜‚ A gray Muslim president. I'm sure they wouldn't have voted for him if that was the case
  13. I haven't got $20 worth of information yet. I'm sure you guys would regret me coming into the DM section πŸ˜‚ it's your only sanctuary now
  14. I dont have a boat, I hate boats @Rabno I thought mbaf owned a jet, I thought he was cool.
  15. Yessum😏 I'm still waiting for my windows to be blown out from a low flying mig.
  16. Unlucky, I got smashed the other weekend. Now I'm peeling a layer of skin offπŸ˜‚
  17. @Puffwagon Congratulations on cruise controller promotion hehe
  18. Yeah ripped off hard, its ridiculous how the media keeps putting stories of "aftermath of cyclone oma" on all the time, but nothing happened πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ maybe a couple of big waves. I'm the opposite to you then, I prefer ice cold weather. I wear a singlet and shorts in the middle of winter when everyone else has jumpers on and looking at me weird. When the poles finally start shifting Australia will eventually get hotter because well be moving closer to the equator. So win for you .
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