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ilk

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  1. Nah no pics or vids, my horrible driving is bad enough with two hands on the steering wheel
  2. Driving home in the rain and I smell diesel all over the roundabout and roads around it. Left in it 3rd and went nuts😂 Now I need tyres😔
  3. Is that one of your cars that's getting a new snail @HRM Fluff of Cornwall
  4. I'd let you know but its above your pay grade
  5. For a midget he's alright. Just in his own bubble
  6. Why do I find it funny you measure in cups😂
  7. I'm learned My dyslexia reads that very differently
  8. What the I <3 Bananas did you just I <3 Bananasing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the I <3 Bananas out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my I <3 Bananasing words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, I <3 Bananaser. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're I <3 Bananasing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your I <3 Bananasing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're I <3 Bananasing dead, kiddo.
  9. He's a council worker that got a payout because the lawn mover he was driving while drunk rolled and he broke his vagina. Now he's retired and makes tin foil hats and drinks turpentine
  10. It's only local council ringing him to say stop hanging around people's rubbish bins He's actually harboring aliens , and a ufo😆
  11. Came for balls, am dissapointed
  12. If you say so 😏 next time I ring you better answer. No need to turn your phone off. I can still hear you.....
  13. I get out of bed for that every morning at 4:30 am
  14. @xr6666turbo I love your interior. Looks awesome. I love all black interiors
  15. Thought I bent a valve, but it was just the pcv valve opening and closing because the sh*tty vacuum hose I used doesn't like heat and turned into a whoopie cushion.
  16. It's wild and dont cause no child? @k31th You can work for me. Fit teak to boats $860 a week in your hand
  17. Why do you think the government is after you @MBAF
  18. What's it's like driving a manual 520kw car. Have you broken anything yet😂
  19. I had a gtx 3576R on my r34 Awesome turbo.
  20. When people complain about fuel usage in a high powered car and say they are going to "de tune" it to save fuel. That's like going on a gun forum and saying, hi guys I bought a a .50 calibre rifle but I don't like spending money on big bullets, how can I shoot potatoes from it. Fàaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrreererrrrrkkrkkkkkssnnsuaij🤯
  21. 1- I get 400km to a tank, I have 285rwkw 2- you use Ethanol so roughly you are going to use 30% more fuel already. 3 -why are you driving a 520kw car that runs on ethanol and concerned about fuel economy. 4 - just use less throttle if it's too much power for you, right foot, control it. 5- are you taking the piss out of us? Serious question because I highly doubt a car enthusiast with that amount of work done to their car would even ask that question. Happy to help❤ A stock one would probably get you the same km, 400 ish, it's all in the way you drive.
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