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That a high 5 that missed and slapped him across the face?

How many nuts and bolts are in a lesbians bed? None, Its all tongue and grove!

Literally was about to post that, or the fair dinkum hosting one lol

your mate Suprised u havent added "pics" to a post yet kiefy

Two blondes walked into a bar. Think one of them would of seen it....

Vvvvooooollllltttage

Ohhh that's just mean fluff... I love it. Ill wait for jet to update us in his thread in the near future of the mods list haha Im expecting something along the lines of duel battery Plastic cooler and piping boost/volts/oil gauges Streched tyres with 4 degree camber Dyno graph around the 22volts A hallway run of 6seconds bettering the old time by 1.2sec a with a great 3ft time due to the new tyre and second battery setup getting a great launch on the timber floor.

My oldest still believed at 11yrs old but come this yr and being 12 she was all over it and embarrassed by the whole santa thing! The youngest 8yrs still believed until big sister and him had a fight on boxing day and she opened her trap! Got her back though, the old hide her new sims 4 game for being a shight head.. when she asked where her new game for Christmas went I told her I brought it and u didnt deserve it so it got binned. Still hasnt got it back either... pure crunt me!

U gotta stop the lies to them to puff... Santa aint real and your flat out lying and hiding things behind there backs

Hahaha

Isnt that the best type of joke?

Had to fire up the joke thread after reading your posts

Gave my daughter $50 to wash my car yesterday arvo. Then on her way to the toilet I robbed her. Gotta teach the kid life lessons!

Hey hey hey no need for pointing out the obvious geez.

Did that once, no response so got over it Warners bat your knees

Nope! That was what 5 mths ago? Lols

Theres a baby thread.... da fark

Ftw piersburg pump with plaz surge with fpr1200 reg and lines to suit.... a little costly around 2k for the lot supplied and fitted But as Jetters adviced me with my goals in mind it was a definite must do.

If only u had chorizo

Fark yeah u do! There is 2 eggs and bacon in every schooner im told

I just nailed a ultimate wopper from hungry jacks, ready for a nanna nap now! P.S summer can piss off now, been home 3 days working and every day above 40 can suck a fat one. How u doing fluff? Tell jetters his making us men look bad... Add chorizo for the trifecta mmm num num

Yeah though I only use 2 screws that take a whole of 5 seconds to take off

What for? Can reach the battery terminals fine. Ive also left my stereo on for 4hrs on a job site and the ute started fine and still had 14volt on the sct reading! Plenty of room

Zero issues with my oddy setup, works brilliantly and I have a 4" intake with 5"pod @JETURBO recommend it to me as I use my ute as a ute!

Geez ugot the life kiefy, I got home 3am yesterday slept till midday then unpacked and at work today..