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Are we talking Naomi Watts? I think she's actually a pretty good sort....must be stupid though (she was going out with that wa*ker Heath Ledger....another *beep* that thinks because he pretends to be somebody else he now has an opinion worth listening to) Naomi Watts is a pretty good sort Naomi Robson is also a pretty good sort any other Naomi's ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nicole Kidman he is referring to, or as I like to call her, the Godess of cinema. Dazza. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nicole Kidman!! Yuck!! No wonder Tom Cruise got rid of her.....what a pretentious nobody (of course ANY actor is a pretentious cardboard cutout of a real person)

Are we talking Naomi Watts? I think she's actually a pretty good sort....must be stupid though (she was going out with that wa*ker Heath Ledger....another *beep* that thinks because he pretends to be somebody else he now has an opinion worth listening to) Naomi Watts is a pretty good sort Naomi Robson is also a pretty good sort any other Naomi's ?

Break and Enter used to be attended to by Detectives when I first started in the Police. The offence itself carries a 14 year maximum gaol term. The offence has now been trivialised by the Govt. and the Police with the mere fact that you can now report a break in over the telephone. Magistrates rarely hand out custodial sentences for 'bust merchants' because they have 'drug addictions' As I said before, you get more for an Over 45kmh or a PCA than you do for 10 break and enters. Lets not even talk about penalties for drug possession........ Social engineering again.....no punishment just understanding and compassion. It makes me sick!

For a LRPCA the minimum is a 3 mth disq and the fine can be as little as just having to pay Court Costs. The disq period has been legislated for Mid and High range but a Low Range does not have a mandated disqual period. He could just get a Section 10 based on his clean driving record. (Sec 10 is a 'proved and dismissed') Speeding penalties are very expensive. It is better to give someone and Over 45kmh ticket ($1500 + ) than to charge them with a Break and Enter - they don;t even go to gaol for that these days!

She's gone man Your're being played or a sucker Don't ever cop that crap Women are full of their own self importance so she needs to go and look after this bloke and you need to go ignore her and find someone else. Not worth it...no matter how many good things she does or how much you want her..ask her if the letters F O mean anything to her (al la Smokey and the Bandit Movie)

Oh yeah....and you can keep her. Knowing our luck we'll end up with her as the Commissioner! What ever happened to a good 'ole right wing thinking Police Commissioner....... We just keep getting saddled with these pinko 'pink and fluffy' types!

if you are charged with xPCA you are eXceeding the Prescribed Concentration of Alcohol. I think Plonky is saying that police in NSW are the only people that lose their jobif charged with this (when not working). Not the case in Victoria, but there's members of parliment, judges and all sorts of people getting done down here, no one's losing jobs either. If Shannon Noll has mainained all of his credibilty after his incident, then why should anyone else be judged adversley? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes that's correct. Same goes if a spouse/girlfiend or (God forbid) boyfriend takes out an AVO. It becomes a formal complaint, you are removed from operational duty, firearm is removed from you and you are subject to a Sec.181D Notice (Commissioners Confidence) You can be sacked for this as well (how crap is that....vicious girlfriend or cunning estranged wife knows how to get you in trouble so you are blackmailed into giving things/doing things etc just so you don;t lose you job) If the weirdo's and social experimenters get their way in Victoria, they will have a job destroying Royal Commission and creation of stupid oversight bodies which castrates the way the Police can keep the unlawful community under control. NSW now has the Police Force they deserve because they kept voting for a Government intent upon social engineering, social justice and abrogation of personal responsibility.

Yep and they repaint all of the cars with duckies and bunnies up the side and the sirens are reprogrammed to play 'Greensleeves'

A word I'm very wary of now is 'Fiancee' Now I know that 'fiancee' is too close to 'finance' and once the 'fiancee' becomes the 'wife' the 'finance' changes to 'woe'

Great news which is fantastic to hear. Craig Knowles, touted to be next Premier after WanCARR retires, got snapped for PCA. Just a few too many drinks and thought he would drive the Ministerial Car home and then caught on the M5. I'm glad the Policeman had the bollocks to put him on the BAS machine and issue him with a CAN. Now if he was a Policeman, (off duty and charged with PCA) he would be given the sack! No one else gets the sack for drink driving offences when the offence doesn;t occur at work. Even if he gets disqualified for 3 mths he still has a driver to take him to work.

Good luck Plonky, the f'n mining industry is rife with these safety w@nkers, they can get to "manager" status without knowing F'k all. Gone are the days of the safety people comming up from the shop floor. Now they're all career knobjockies with 0% knowledge of the job. I hate them with a passion. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Totally agree with you. I detest them as well....in fact Workcover and other similar parasites have built an industry out of legal decisions and the unenviable reputation of NSW being the most litigious State in the Western World (true...even more legal action per capiat than some states in the USA) Example: When we were trained on Stop Sticks, the first thing they teach you is that when you stop, you open the trunk and you place your flouro vest on BEFORE you do anything such as put on gloves or release the Stop Sticks from the bracket. There is very little time to deply the sticks (esp when a stolen car is travelling towards your location at 40 MPSec. So even though it takes considerable time to put on the 'Nanny' vest, you CANNOT deploy the Stop Sticks until the vest is on. Now the stupid part.....once the flouro vest is on, you standard out like a white dog with purple balls, so if the driver of the stolen car is drug affected/angry/intent on killing a Policeman, he now has a reflective visible target to aim at. Even the most drug upped moron who cannot see a traffic light can still see a yellow flouro vest running away down a grass verge or breakdown lane as the stolen car stills aims for you!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!! The next thing these twats will want is for tactical Police to wear flouro vests when walking from the truck to the FUP because we might have to walk across a road!!!

Actually there was an Australian comedian named 'Mo' back in the '30's He used to have a skit and it went like this: Mo: I am going to draw the letter F on the blackboard (Mo would draw the letter K) Sidekick: Hey that's not the letter C, it's the letter K Mo: How come everytime I draw the letter F, you see K" End of joke" quite risque for Australia in the '30's PS I really like the 'C' word. There is nothing that can carry the full force of an insult, the full meaning of an intimate exchange or the full description of an inanimate object!

Anything by the Johnnys on their Platinum selling albums "Highlights of a Dangerous Life" and "Grown up Wrong" (hey...it's my brother in law's band....what do you expect me to say) If Radio Birdman were an '80's band....they would be getting a huge plug as well (rock on Rob and Denis)

Well what about Are We not Men ..we are Devo Mongoloid (by Devo) That's Entertainment (The Jam) Temple of Love (Sisters of Mercy) Elouise (The Damned) Does your *beep* do the Dog (The Cramps) Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division) I could go on and on an on and on and on....................

The flouro vest is only to be worn when you are doing STATIONARY crap like sationary RBT etc It is not worn when you are stopping are car for the purpose of 'anything' Workcover and all the other 'Nanny' oversighters can say what they want...Police are the ONLY ones that have to balance visibility against Officer Survival (such as being shot/stabbed/assaulted etc) things that normal workers are not subject to. Quite frankly, in my opinion, the flouro vest and stuff can be jammed where the sun don;t shine....I've never worn a flouro vest when I have assaulted a house (dynamic building entry) I would much prefer not to wear the flouro 'target'....that is best kept for road workers and the like...... PS we do have exemptions from wearing all that crap....

Neons? You are joking aren't you? Seriously! wa*ker? Surely not! No....don;t even think about it..... Neons belong on the Performance Sticker and Bodykit Brigade...... The can of worms are open !

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The flouro yellow caps were introduced by the Commissioner to make the short Police more visible. The NSW Police is inundated with short, fat, gutless men and women who are apparently very very bright (academically speaking) Since height and weight restrictions were removed after I joined, there is no need (apparently) for Police to be physically strong or to have height/presence. The academics that took this job over decided that physical strength was not required because if you took the time to understand why a criminal misbehaves you can then deal with him bu talking to him. I still have yet to see that work at pub brawls..........

Hi to Chris.....good to finally meet you I stopped because I recgnised your plates and Antoinettes ute parked at the front of the shop at Fitzroy Falls. All the best Grant

Awesome!!! Now that's a Police Pursuit car!!! HEMI power, push bar, black and white paint..... Thanks for the pics

What makes this therad even better is the fact that David Faggahoof starred in Baywatch Hawaii that was shown on Fox this morning! What a great actor, what a great movie and the boobies were SENSATIONAL!! Though his best role was in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.....just stole the show from SpongeBob and Patrick.

Farts are supposed to be loud, laughed at and lit.....just like Uncle Pervy on Cheech and Chong (now that's a 'blast from the past' no pun intended)

It could be worse.....pics of Erik Estrada in his briefs and mirror shades...

That is a sensational idea!!! 5 Lesbians giving a straight hetero girl a makeover to make her more attractive to men. They could show her how to wear the right type of overalls, the best steel cap boots, what razors NOT to use on the arm pits, how to get a proper mans haircut, what deodorant NOT to use and how to look fat and unattractive to everybody.