I don't even need to watch this show after reading that.
Your review was luscious, deeply sweet and sumptuous.
It surrounded me with notes of blackberry, lavender, marjoram, roasted cacao nib, grapefruit zest in aroma and cup.
It flooded the page with a rich, juicy acidity and smooth, syrupy mouthfeel.
The long, flavor-saturated finish is zesty and sweet, offering a surprise appearance of tropical fruit notes (E85) that resonate for a long while.
You must excuse my blatant romp upon words risen from ashes in times past.
"Nevermore" quoth the raven.
"Probably bro" quoth the Puffwagon.