For some reason I read the last two pages in a kiwi accent.
I've clearly been watching too much swift and shift.
Hopefully everything goes smoothly for you, Fred and Jet. Sorry I couldn't tag you, the forum ain't working right on my mobile.
Wpmo, the bank decided to randomly take an abritary 5xxx deduction from our redraw in our loan account and although I explain how much redraw there was and what I have deposited this week they still fail to listen to my actual words and just repeat my (incorrect) account history to me.
They cant comprehend that I'm telling they have made a mistake and that the account figures are incorrect.
After a phone call from the wife, me addressing the phone call, a 80km round trip to the bank with a new born and a 30 minute conversation with an equally clueless cashier we finally had it escalated to the loan department.
Dear Bank, I budget in excel and can tell you where cents were years ago.
Don't ask me why I think I have money in my account and dont try to spend half an hour telling me I'm wrong!
Insert David Cooper roar here.