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I will enjoy waking them up as early as they do to me now. Either that or I'll enjoy sleeping in for once.

I'm wearing the same thongs this very second.

Sneaky, sneaky Nice one. Look up arm wrestling technique and you can show him so he has a chance. My 4 year old can already beat my wife with 2 arms but they'll never beat me lol. Well the 3 year old is a giant so he might beat me by the time I'm 55 to 60.

Wow I'll keep that tab open for a proper look tomorrow.

You been taking pics of me again Keith?

Lol no that was me just having a hurdur moment.

Hey so who is the winner with arm wrestling?

Oh sorry I misread your comment.

What are you watching? I thought it must have been yootoob.

Lol nice bro, I thought it would taste alright. Kahlua is strong in flavour so that's why I suggested one shot. I have a tolerance to alcohol or other drugs such as caffeine (I don't use any other drugs or smoke) so I pour my drinks quite stiff.

Heh I'm watching this right now.

Yeah Camo, 4 standard drinks per 8 oz glass and at least 2 per hour. By all means substitute the baileys for the irish whiskey liqueur. Just use 2 shots though. I want pics!

My oldest will be 5 in march. I suggested we should make a bmx track in our backyard and he had no idea what I was on about. We sat and watched bmx riding on youtube for a while this arvo and he reckoned it was great. He also reminded me that I would have to fix the puncture on his bmx first. Edit: I prefer vodka and mixer myself and after that gimme rum or bourbon.

Haha go hard bro! My missus flaked out after 3 drinks though I don't blame her as she's gotta be up all night with the bubs. I have an idea for a cocktail for ya; 4 shots vodka 1 shot kahlua 3 shots baileys add red food dye to suit Call it a "ZF milkshake". Lemme know how it goes.

How old is your boy?

No beer ay? What then? I too need to sort out my chub.

Mate if you drink enough beer they grow all by themselves.

Haha I refer to my kids as "it" sometimes. My first daughter wouldn't have a bar of me for nearly a year cos I don't have boobies. All of my kids love the new baby. They are always asking to hold her. Our older daughter finished breast feeding at 18 months (now just turned 2) and got a bit curious as to what all the fuss with the boobies was. She decided to have a try again lol. That was a one off thing and she didn't ask again after having a bit of a drink. I gotta say that they are mostly good but fark me they can get on ya nerves some days.

I know how hard it gets toward the end. It sounds like Jet will look after you if he's already getting up through the night. You're almost done and in a couple of weeks you'll be back at home resting, minus the baby in your ribs. You got a name yet?

Hahaha yep I remember the same thing exactly! My cousin was not nearly as polite about it as your friends. I'll put a bottle aside for you too Rab when you come over next year.

I've only had it happen a couple of times. Just a quick google shows that it is from getting too warm. I still drank it anyway lol. I've also had beer go bad through other infection as well. It would be cheaper but more time consuming. The beer could be better quality but then you should be looking at using something like this.

That's where you should start mate to get a feel if it's for you. You don't have to buy a kit though, you can get it separately so it fits your needs better. The next step up from there is roughly a $1200 setup for making "real" beer. I've got a couple of hundred long necks and some other bottles to help you get started if you want. I've been making some good stuff lately I'll bring you some of mine to try one day. Edit: Lol the "bananas" taste is a common infection that happens mainly to lager beers.

My second boy was screaming his arse out from the moment he was born until he was four months old. At times it was like a steering wheel on my old fella, driving me nuts! FTFY

Yep you are right there are two systems mate. I like their kegging system because it is a much more elegant solution than the usual "kegs in a bar fridge" affair. I'm sure you could concoct your own ingredients but that negates their main selling point. It is a nice feeling when you have finished a brew and know that you won't have to spend a cent at the bottlo for months.

@Frederick Lol I have just enough clearance between my bed and my dresser to get into bed. There is literally no gap when I open my sock drawer. @Bizkets is Drunk? Last year my then 3 year old son walked into that bathroom while my wife was showering and I was lying in bed early one morning. He goes up to her and says "Mum, who is that other daddy that is watching you"? Needless to say she freaked the fark out lol.