Puffwagon

Farken oath karntz Off topic I learnt to sing a little better. After so many years I finally suck less lol. Happy!!!

fair dinkum?

pics of fair dinkum?

I've got a dad joke. The slack carnt hasn't even bothered to meet either of my daughters. Har har har spit

*raises finger*

I bought a wiggles car a few years ago for my kids and the first mod was a 12 volt battery. The boys have moved to a real motorbike but my daughter now has her 6 volt electric motorbike. No doubt she will inherit the 12 volt battery once she is a bit bigger.

Haha I haven't watched this yet but I thought it was coincidental that it appeared today.

Ok I'm definitely leaving my boys with you for a week. Every time they get asked to clean their room they either have to go to the toilet, they are too hot, their legs are too sore, they're too little, they don't know what to do or they just don't want to.

Ha you don't have to tell me bro. The missus wants to let them believe in Santa. We agreed to test the older boy before Christmas to see if his logic could overcome the "lies". I asked deliberate questions as to how a dude could visit the whole world in one night or how big his sack would have to be or how he could climb down the chimney. Apparently magic is the answer. I'll ask him next year and see if he can work it out then. Actually I'll ask him when easter rolls around and we'll see if chocolate really comes out of a rabbit's arse.

Get this up ya pipes. Plenty more info online along these lines. This should allow for a more educated decision making process when the time comes to purchase exhaust products.

They will do chores whether or not they get paid lol. My job is to raise capable people and part of that is cleaning up after yourself. I reckon I'll give them a base amount as kids do need to learn to manage money and also have independence, eg buy their own lollies etc. If they want extra they can do extra and earn it.

They also bring you stuff from the fridge.

Haha I just taught my 3 and 4 year old boys how to give each other wedgies. Funniest sh*t ever. Edit: I told them to yell "Yaaaaahhh" when they do it.

I could go further and I will. Ya flamin puffwagon What you doin anyway k31th? Fixed ya car yet?

Ya ballbag

You ain't here to delete and edit people's posts bud.

I did notice that post at 5:35am this morning. My sleeping pattern has become terrible since the missus has been on maternity leave. I always wake up at 6:30am regardless of what time I go to sleep. Then I fall back asleep and get up anywhere from 8am to 11am. Most nights I climb into bed anywhere from 11pm to 3am. I've just pulled an all nighter and hopefully can try for a reset this evening.

Morning folks. I'm feeling old today lol. It's also my sisters birthday so I'd better give her a call.

Cheers for the info.

That's just mean. Could be true though, it happened to me once. Nothing like the long game. I'm going to bed. It's 1:27 am and that's way past my bed time. Goodnight folks and enjoy the first day of your new year.

You're living in the past mate. You can't be all bad if she's put up with you for so long.

Ha I thought I was bad snatching up a 19yo when I was 27. It didn't work out. I claimed my current dishwasher when she was 24 and I was 30. It's been nearly 7 years now. I bought her a replacement earlier in the year and it works a charm lol. Ps: It's 12:01am. Happy new years!

11:54pm now. Double ninja edit: I'm not sure why I'm giving advice (you might not want it or need it) but I think I just want to help people when I see them in distress. All the best

I'd pass on nine too lol. It's 11:32pm in South Australia. Edit: I picked up on that. It must be frustrating for both of you. Ninja edit: Not reacting to children and acting as you normally would will confirm your position on matters and solidify your influence upon them.

Lol I kinda feel the same right now. Grumpy, sleepless and feel like an unpaid short order chef. Hey even if you don't have a dick you can still piss anyway right?! I don't spose you wanna have 4 kids for the weekend? They are all angels, I swear, and only one needs breastfeeding. The joys hey? I spose I get cuddles and I love yous all the time so that's something.